THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
We tend to become as we see ourselves,
so see yourself confidently
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with
a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said:
"I am blind, please help." There were only a
few coins in the hat.A man was walking by. He
took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them
into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it
around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back
so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.
Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people
were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon
the man who had changed the sign came to see how
things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and
asked, "Were you the one who changed my sign this
morning? What did you write?"The man said, "I only
wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way."
I wrote: "Today is a beautiful day but I cannot see it."
Both signs told people that the boy was blind. But
the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The
second sign told people that they were so lucky that
they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the
second sign was more effective?
Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have..
Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and
positively.When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry,
show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile Face your
past without regret. Handle your present with confidence.
Prepare for the future without fear.
Keep the faith and drop the fear.
The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling…
And even more beautiful is, knowing that you
are the reason behind it!!!
Enjoy your day with a heart of gratitude .
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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moron
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men come first
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you are here
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why I masturbate
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an "oh shit" moment
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six pak
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ants in my pants
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Omaha Police Chase and ShootOut !Action Packed!
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Police Brutality
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Robin Williams - Tiger Woods
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just drive
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one of the guys
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a woman's best friend
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one cookie left
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POWER POINT DISLAYS
vacuum sealed
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African railroads
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Carichatures
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Chinese spark plug factory
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Q: Why did the blond pagan have a lasso?
A: She wanted to draw down the moon.
Q: Why did the blond pagan have a remote control?
A: She wanted to channel.
Q: How can you tell a blonde pagan closed the circle?
A: There's white-out on the floor.
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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not
so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day
take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them
for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch
a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the
mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years",
my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think
rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass,
didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal
of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will
probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.
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Negotiations between union members and their employer
were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers
were flagrantly abusing the sick-leave provisions set
out by their contract. One morning at the bargaining table,
the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morning
edition of the newspaper, "This man," he announced, "
called in sick yesterday!" There on the sports page, was
a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had just won
a local golf tournament with an excellent score.A union
negotiator broke the silence in the room."Wow!" he said.
"Just think of the score he could have had if he wasn't sick!"
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A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding,
one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the
two of you have sex?" The big guy says, "I just sit
there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her
up and down." His friend says, "You know, that don't sound too bad."
The big guy says, "Well, it's kind of like jerking off,
only I got somebody to talk to."
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A guy gets a new job and he works Tuesday to Friday, but
on Monday he calls his boss and says: "I can not come in
today. I'm sick." The same thing happens next week and the
week after. The boss gets irritated, but he doesn't want
to fire the guy,because he's really good at what he does.
He calls him in his office and says to him: "Listen, I'm
really happy that I've hired you, but you simply don't work
on Mondays. Tell me what the problem is? Do you drink a lot,
do you take drugs?" "No," replies the guy, "I don't drink
at all and I don't do drugs. But my sister is married to this
guy, who drinks every weekend. So when he comes home he beats
her really badly. I go to visit her every Monday to make sure
she's OK. She starts crying on my shoulder, one thing leads
to another and then we start fucking."
"You fuck your sister?"
The guy replies, "Hey, I told you I was sick."
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Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when
he looked In the mirror and noticed that he was white from
the neck to the top of his head.
In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over,
He called his doctor and told him what had happened.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid,
Gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.
Barack drank the concoction and said,
"That tasted like bullshit!"
"It was." the doctor replied, "You were a quart low."
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FUN PAGES
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BUFFALO BILL
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Dead or Alive Holly Vance
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SydesJokes Video Clips
Let Me In
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Lets Rock
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Letterman And Gates
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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