THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
I've Learned...
That the easiest way for me to grow as
a person is to surround myself with
people smarter than I am.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Ok. so what happened yesterday. Some of you,
well, the majority anyway, probably did not
realize that you never got an issue of THE CORNER
yesterday. Some of you noticed, maybe, and it
didn't matter to you. Others, well, stuff happens you
know? So, what do you think, no page yesterday???.
Was that cuz I was in the hospital?
My internet didn't work?
Maybe I just needed a break?
Who knows, maybe it doesn't matter.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
I wish
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what kind of girl
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an apple
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lingerie
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meaning
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Mr. Whipple
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online poker
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speedos
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mental illness
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LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
your shoe
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get er done!!!
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baptism funnies
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friendly elephant
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Trigon Commercial - Karate
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
camel questions
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a farewell letter
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Anna
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married life
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd034.html
When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came
forward. "Ms. Judy, the wife of the defendant has
identified you as the 'other woman' in her husband's
life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Blue
Moon Motel with this Mr. Smith?" "Well, yes,"
acknowledged Judy with a sniff, "but I couldn't help
it." "Couldn't help it?" asked the lawyer derisively.
"How's that?""Mr. Smith deceived me."
"Exactly what do you mean?"
"See, when we signed in," she explained,
"he told the motel clerk I was his wife."
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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.' The florist was pleased
and left the shop.. When the barber went to open his
shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and
a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries
to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept
money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'
The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up,
there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting
for him at his door.Then a Congressman came in for a
haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber
again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman
was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free
haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
difference between the citizens of our country and
the politicians who run it.
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A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa..
'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to
have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red
meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining..
Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes
the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of
all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here
tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and
suffering for years after eating it?' After several
seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row
raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'
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While ferrying workers back and forth from our offshore
oil rig, the helicopter which, I was in, lost power and went
down. Fortunately, it landed safely in the lake. Struggling
to get out, one man tore off his seat belt, inflated his life
vest, and jerked open the exit door. "Don't jump!" the pilot
yelled. "This thing is supposed to float!" As the man leapt
from the helicopter into the lake, he yelled back,
"Yeah, and it's supposed to FLY too!"
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Q. Why do women have orgasms?
A. It gives them another reason to moan.
Q. How do you fix a woman's watch?
A. You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Q. What is the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?
A. When you pull down the stage curtain the show is over. But
when you pull down a panty the show begins!!
Q. Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?
A. Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.
Q. Why are there two Senators for each state?
A. Somebody's got to be the designated driver.
Q. What's the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.
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BUFFALO BILL
Concert
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Hospital
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Plane Ride
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SydesJokes Video Clips
Lubricating Gel
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Lucky Bike Racer
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Lufthansa A320 Crosswind Landing
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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