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A Ionia man who chews tobacco denied job
IONIA, Mich. (WOOD) -
Dept. of Civil Rights: No specific protections
Updated: Wednesday, 14 Apr 2010, 11:22 PM EDT
Could nicotine keep you out of work?
For one West Michigan man, the answer is yes.
The man, who asked to remain anonymous, said he
told a staffing agency he wouldn't pass a nicotine
test and was denied a job."They said I could get a
job first shift there, but I would have to pass a
nicotine test," said the man, who chews tobacco.
He wasn't told the potential employer's name --
just that the business was located in Lowell.
The college student has held a job on and off since
2007 and was looking for full-time employment to
help finance his education."
Kindof sad is it not? While certainly it is
not necessary to discuss the pros and cons of
tobacco use here, I would kindof like to ask when
did this country stop being the land of the free?
I suppose the right to use tobacco is no longer
a part of that idea.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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Whoever left his wife at my place
after last night's party, is asked
to come and get her ASAP.
It is not that she annoys me,
but mine is coming back tonight.
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the
children of Israel , "Pick up your shovel, mount
your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your
shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel,
this is the Promised Land."
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses,
raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
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The speed limit on the highway running through our
small town was changed from 40 to 35 MPH.
Then one afternoon the town mayor was stopped in the
coffee shop by a police officer. "Can I speak to
you a moment?" he said. "Sure," the mayor replied.
"What can I help you with?" "We're advising people that
the speed limit has been lowered on the highway through
town, and we'd appreciate your co-operation."
"No problem," said the mayor. "Do you want me to bring
this up at the next council meeting?"
"No," replied the police officer.
"We want you to slow down."
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Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all
day and most of the night celebrating Ireland's draw
with Germany. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be
drinking anymore tonight, Paddy".
Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then."
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off.
He falls flat on his face. "Shite" he says and pulls
himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes
a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. He
looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he
can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be
fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up the
door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep
breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step
out onto the sidewalk. He falls flat on his face.
"I'm fockin' focked," he says. He can see his house just a few
doors down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the door
frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.
He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin' way". He
crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it
to the bed." He takes step into the room and falls flat on his
face. He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Jessie, comes into the room carrying
a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to
drink last night?".Paddy says, "I did Jessie. I was fockin'
pissed. But how'd you know?" "Mick called....
You left your wheelchair at the pub again."
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"Chicken Soup for the Drinker"
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers
in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't
drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would
be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink
this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and
worry about my liver."
--by Jack Handy
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time
with his fools.
--Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you
to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemingway
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The Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open"
20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging
out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck,
Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...
1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts
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Each day a man walked into his stable to ride his horse,
John. He would call out, "Hey there, John, old buddy,
how's everything today?" and then bridle his horse.
One day while going through this routine he said, "Hey
there, John..." when, to his surprise, the horse turned
around and interrupted him!He said, "For months now,
you've walked in here and said, 'Hey there, John, old buddy,
how's everything today?' and I'm tired of it! You never wait
for an answer, and besides, my name is Randy!"
And with that, the horse took off running! Shocked, the owner
took off after the horse trying to catch it. Seeing the
pursuit, his dog joined the chase. After a while the man
became tired and stopped to rest at the side of the road.
He took out his handkerchief and wiped his face as his dog,
who had continued the chase, came back also now breathless,
and sat down beside him.The man wondered aloud, "I've never
heard a horse talk before!"
"Me neither!" said the dog, gasping for air.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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