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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I have had some friends that ask me what has happened to
Lablaughs newsletters and more importantly Lorraine. I
talked to her this morning and she seemed in good spirits
even though this last bout with MS has left her unable to stand
or transfer unaided without assistance. She is receiving care
while her sons are in school and is working hard on her
therapy to get back some of the movement she has lost. She
is unsure if she will ever be able to publish again but I feel that
we shouldn't count Lorraine out yet. She has fought back from
previous MS attacks, loss of her website, and broken computers
and I have a feeling we shall see her again.
I was saddened to hear last night of the crash of the Polish
Presidential Jet and that President Lech Kaczynski, his wife
and many of the military and civic leaders of his country. He
was a good leader and one of the key figures in the Solidarity
movement which freed Poland from Communism. Ironically
as I heard the announcement on TV I thought it was a joke and
was waiting for a punch line. I am sorry and offer my condolence
to the people of Poland.
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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"I went to a Christmas party the other night and was having a real
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conversation with her (don't remember about what, but it had to be
very interesting)
back to her place and being the gentleman I am, I said "OK." I'm not
going to go into all the details of the night (mainly because I
don't
remember), but I awoke the next morning to the aroma of fresh coffee
and bacon frying. I thought now this is great! I think I might have
a
keeper here. I got up and got dressed and headed for the kitchen.
When I got there her mom (looked to be in her 80's or 90's) was
standing at the stove. Embarrassed, I stammered, "Where's your
daughter?"
She slowly turned around with a sly little smile on her face and
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are
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Sam goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My marriage isn't
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A friend of mine spreads some light on the vegan swallowing
mystery...
Actually, PD, the question of whether or not it is okay for a
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swallow, the general consensus is:
1. It is perfectly all right to give BJs because no animal is harmed
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2. It is okay to ingest sperm because it is not an animal.
Also, sperm is a good source of protein, something that is often
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You're still my favorite lap dance,
Can you guys imagine dating one of these gals?
I can see it in my mind's eye; your vegan girl comes home from work
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She looks at you and says, "I need to blow you. I haven't had enough
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will do."
Damn. A breed of women who not only like performing oral sex, but
consider it nourishment. I gotta get me a vegan.
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That I don't care
To hear as someone
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He: Er, well... I'm afraid that you are a naughty girl.
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She: I think I will have to try a bigger one because the one I use
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He: Yes.
She: So does mine. In the past mine has been giving me much
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Would you like to have a look at it?
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She: Don't be ridiculous, you can see much better in the daylight.
It has been leaking these past few days so I have put a rag around
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I'll unwind it now (opening her handbag and producing her lighter).
Look, here it is (dashing her lighter). It has run out again,
damn... now I'll have to go back to matches.
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AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino.
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Not all blondes are dumb. . .
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There once was a man named Brian
In bed he was as frisky as a lion.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1568
Kamping Out
BJ: I have an idea Diana.
Diana: What's that?
BJ: I think I will camp out Friday night in the backyard. I will
have the dogs with me.
Diana: Why?
BJ: The weather is supposed to me moderate and I think it would be
good for the dogs. Heck, I am not getting any younger and I should
do it while I can.
Diana: You do have that new pup tent.
BJ: Yeah, let me call the dogs... Hey Rudy, Katie Sandi, come here
guys!
The dogs come running up the stairs...and park at BJ's feet.
BJ: I have an idea. What do you say we camp out in the backyard
Friday night and spend the night out there?
Katie: No way. It will be cold. The ground is hard... Nope.
Rudy: Our dog food dishes are inside. This is torture.
Sandi: I will go where you go daddy.
BJ: I will have a small tent and we can cuddle inside it. I will
have dog
food there.
Katie: How about wild animals?
BJ: Hey guys you were came from wolves. Where is your sense of
adventure?
Rudy: I would rather watch TV.
To be continued
The herd in Guthrie
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