THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"If you believe that discrimination exists, it will."
Anthony J. D'Angelo
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I was sitting here yesterday morning about 930
or ten am, and had just looked out side. The storm
clouds were rolling hard and that good ole
"precipitation" was falling from the sky. This
was a bit stressful to me, because me and a buddy
had made tentative plans for the road and the iron
bikes. And a few more minutes later, all such hopes
were dashed. A sound like millions of pennies being
dropped on the roof. Turk the dog began to howl at
the strange noise. (of course, he howls pretty much
for any reason, but this one was a pretty scary one.)
Got up to investigate, guess what? HALE! It was coming
down so hard I stood there for a long time. Just watching
it falling out of the sky. Daughter and son had woke
up and they too were enthralled by what was going on
outside. Finally after a half hour or so, it calmed down
and just rained really hard. The good thing was, the
hale was not large enough to cause serious damage. Altho
the war department was upset by what it did to her flowers.
Fortunately, only a few of them have come up so far,
so there are still a lot yet to enjoy for the summer
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
flashers
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dear John
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a prescription
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now hiring
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sharing
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sign language
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oh poop
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paranoia
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hello Pentagon?
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
a trip back in time
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Teen Millionaires...How Did They Do It?
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the paper
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naked joke of the week
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the vasectomy song-wav file
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Trailer Trashing It
You know you're truly trailer trash when...
~ Jack Daniel's tops your list of Most Admired People.
~ You've been married three times but have always
had the same in-laws.
~ You think a woman who is "out of your league" is one
who bowls on a
different night of the week than you.
~ The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more
teeth than your spouse!
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Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but
they know they are in love. One day they decide that
they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's
father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks
up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in
love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr.
Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10.. Where
will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to
think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's
bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says
with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live?
You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to
support Jenny." Again, Bruce instantly replies,
"Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and I
make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month,
so that should do us just fine." Mr. Smith is impressed
Bruce has put so much thought into this. "Well Bruce,
it seems like you have everything figured out. I just
have one more question. What will you do if the two of
you should have little children of your own?" Bruce
just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been l
ucky so far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.
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An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel
special about a West African bush tribe whose men all
had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reaches
a certain age, a string is tied around his penis, and
on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight
stretches the penis to 24 inches. Later that evening as
the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife
looked at him and said, "How about we try the African
string-and-weight procedure?" The husband agreed and they
tied a string and a weight to his penis.A few days later,
the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal
experiment coming along?" "Well, it looks like we're about
half way there," he replied.
"Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?"
"No, it's turned black."
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A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted
cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a
Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"
Little boy: "What the fuck do you think?"
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A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day
finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a
beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third,
everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her
mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her
that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident
and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman
told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that
she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she
realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her
best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get
in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.
She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing
her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate
cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.
Then she remembered her husband.
Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.
She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her
husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted,
'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip, didn't you!
I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for
the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband
has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit!
It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it
will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take!
For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care.
And he will now be your career!' The woman was feeling so
guilty, she broke down and sobbed.
The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling
your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought.'
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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians
in a room together? 100 people who don't do dick.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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BUFFALO BILL
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SydesJokes Video Clips
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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