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Did you know that today is "boobquake" day?
'Boobquake' to test Iran cleric theory
Student to test if immodest dress causes quakes
Updated: Friday, 23 Apr 2010, 10:47 AM EDT
Published : Friday, 23 Apr 2010, 10:46 AM EDT
WEST LAFAYETTE, Ind. (WLFI) - One Purdue University
student is inviting others to join her a light-hearted
approach to testing a theory that immodestly dressed
woman cause natural disasters.Over 80,000 people have
said they'd help.Senior Jennifer McCreight said her event,
called "Boobquake," began as a silly way to counter an Iranian
cleric's claim immodestly dressed and promiscuous women
cause earthquakes."I think a good way to do that is sometimes
through humor. If I would have seriously addressed him,
I probably would have never gotten a response but through
light-hearted mockery could be a good tactic," she explained.
She certainly got a lot of people's attention.
"I invited 30 of my closest friends to the event thinking
that would be it and people kept inviting their friends,"
said McCreight.McCreight said on Thursday that 50,000 people
had already signed up for the event. By Friday morning, that
number had swollen to over 80,000.
By now you are saying huh??? right?? Jennifer says that those
who wish to participate should dress "immodestly", however they
would define that for themselves. The idea is to test
the cleric's theory that it will cause earthquakes.
So, there you have it folks,
you can go to work in your undies if you want today, and if your
boss or co workers ask you what the hell u are doing, just tell
em "hey don't you know about boobquake day? I read about it
in THE POSTMAN'S CORNER! didn't you?'
(won't they feel stupid?)
http://www.woodtv.com/dpps/news/strange/boobquake-to-test-iran-cleric-theory-jgr_3325022
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
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Have a nice day!
FROM:
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