THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Most of the shadows of this life are
caused by standing in one's sunshine
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It has been "reasonable" weather this past week.
I wouldn't call it "perfect" riding weather,
but it was ok. It has been hitting high sixties
to low 70s most every day. (Hey at least it ain't
rainin, right?) So in the afternoons around here,
I've been hopping on the motorcycle for a good
afternoon spin most every day. While there might
be a bit of a crisp in the air, a leather vest and
jacket does ok.
Just a note to all who have noticed the power point
displays in the last couple of issues. I sorta had
given up on them for a while since it takes up "time"
and there's always a ton of stuff to do to get the
page done every day. But Im going to "make an effort"
to include a couple every day.
I don't have a lot of them, and don't exacly have a
lot of energy for it, but I will do my best.
So, if there are not as many as you would like,
I apologize, I'll do my best.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
no resistance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w010.html
pop the cork
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w011.html
bargains
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w012.html
a photo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w013.html
taking lessons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w014.html
epic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w015.html
avon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w016.html
swing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w017.html
nerve
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w018.html
on his DICE!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w019.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
a burning can of wd40
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9469.html
trick pool shot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9470.html
Project reality 0.85 sniping guide(a sniper training simulator)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9471.html
accident
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9472.html
home from the bachelor party
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9473.html
fat girl on the dirt bike
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9474.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
is this a CAR show?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd014.html
Switzerland
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd015.html
ten commandments for over 40
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd016.html
The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified,
well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties o
r early fifties. 'May I help you sir?' she asked.
'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.
'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps
you would prefer someone else', said the madam.
'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied. Just then, Valerie
appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a
visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand
dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding
to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come
back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there
were no discounts. The price was still $5,000. Again, the
man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went
upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone
was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night,
but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session,
Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three
nights in a row. Where are you from?'.
The man replied, 'Ontario'.
'Really,' she said. 'I have family in Ontario.'
'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her
attorney. She asked me to personally give you your $15,000 inheritance.'
The moral of the story is that there are three things
in life that are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
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Lady scolds her maid for inefficiency. Angry maid says, "
at least am better than you in bed." Lady (amazed): " Did
boss tell you this?" Maid: "No, the driver did."
What is common between a passionate kiss and a spider? "
Both lead to the undoing of the fly".
What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? "
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."
A wife complains to the doctor that her hubby is 300% impotent.
The doc asks "how 300%?" She says: "you know about the 100%,
and now he has broken his finger and burnt his tongue."
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
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A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to
take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you come
back, I'll have a surprise for you". The vicar accepted the offer,
and he and his wife went off to the Middle East.
Three months later they returned home and were met by the wealthy
parishioner, who told them that while they were gone, he had had a
new church built. "It's the finest building money can buy, vicar,"
said the man. "No expense was spared." And he was right. It was a
magnificent edifice both outside and in.
But there was one striking difference. There was only one pew, and it
was at the very back. "A church with only one pew?" asked the vicar.
"You just wait until Sunday," the rich man said.
When the time came for the Sunday service, the early arrivals entered
the church, filed onto the one pew and sat down. When the pew was
full, a switch clicked silently, a circuit closed, the gears meshed,
a belt moved and, automatically, the rear pew began to move forward.
When it reached the front of the church, it came to a stop. At the
same time, another empty pew came up from below at the back and more
people sat down. And so it continued, pews filling and moving
forwards until finally the church was full, from front to back.
"Wonderful!" said the vicar, "Marvelous!"
The service began, and the vicar started to preach his sermon. He
launched into his text and, when 12 o'clock came, he was still going
strong, with no end in sight. Suddenly a bell rang, and a trap door
in the floor behind the pulpit dropped open.
"Wonderful!" said the congregation, "Marvelous!"
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Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.
After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the
air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.
After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped,
and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again
while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his
sad efforts.Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
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"Muffin, I feel like making love tonight."
"Okay, I will let you, but be gentle this time."
"But I am always gentle with you, Dearest."
"That's not true. The last time, you woke me up twice!"
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SydesJokes Video Clips
Life Comes At You Fast
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000900.html
Lighting Fart
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000901.html
Lime Beer
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000902.html
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BUFFALO BILL
Mouse in Her Bra
http://www.buffaloschips.com/acdhhdd.htm
Movie
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abghyy.htm
Movie 1
http://www.buffaloschips.com/acccd.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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