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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

 

If you don't have the best of everything,
make the best of everything you have.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
After Tiger Woods returned to the PGA tour,
he has been met with an even greater aura of
fame than he had before he left. In fact,
did you catch the interview that Tiger did on the
Oprah show, the other day?
Oprah: What do you attribute your success to Tiger
that you can be such a womanizer and popular athelete
at the same time?
Tiger:It all goes back to my daddy.
Oprah: How's that, Tiger?
Tiger:He said, "Focus on golf, Tiger,
fuck everthin else."

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer
team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, and to let the
kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice in a
nearby pasture. The teacher is sitting in a nearby diner, explaining
to another patron how it is that blind kids can play soccer.
"We made a special ball, with a bell in it, so the kids can keep
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They're pretty good at it too."
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from the bus?"
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referred to, "what about it? You got something against blind kids?"
"Nothing, ordinarily," says the guy, still scowling out the window,
"but you better get them rounded up quick! They're kicking the hell
out of my best milk cow!"

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A man goes to visit his 85 year old grandfather
In the retirement village.
"How are you Grandpa?" he asks.
"Feeling fine", says the old man.
"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."
"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses
Really take care of me."
"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"
"No problem at all. Nine hours solid every night.
At 10 o'clock they
Bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra
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Out like a light."
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by
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Old, Viagra on a daily basis.
Surely that can't
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O'clock we give him a
Cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It
Works wonderfully well.

The hot chocolate makes him sleep and the Viagra
Stops him rolling out of bed."
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A local newspaper was running a competition to
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behaved local citizen. Among the entries came one which read :
"I don't smoke, touch intoxicants or gamble. I am faithful
to my wife and never look at another woman.
I am hard working, quiet and
obedient. I never go fishing with the gang, and I go to bed
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Bizarre Holidays in May
May 1 is Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day

May 2 is Fire Day

May 3 is Lumpy Rug Day

May 4 is National Candied Orange Peel Day

May 5 is National Hoagie Day, Cinqo de Mayo

May 6 is Beverage Day

May 7 is International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, and National Roast Leg Of Lamb Day

May 8 is No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day

May 9 is Lost Sock Memorial Day

May 10 is Clean Up Your Room Day

May 11 is Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day

May 12 is Limerick Day

May 13 is Leprechaun Day

May 14 is National Dance Like A Chicken Day

May 15 is National Chocolate Chip Day

May 16 is Wear Purple For Peace Day

May 17 is Pack Rat Day

May 18 is International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day

May 19 is Frog Jumping Jubilee Day

May 20 is Eliza Doolittle Day

May 21 is National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day

May 22 is Buy-A-Musical Instrument Day

May 23 is Penny Day

May 24 is National Escargot Day

May 25 is National Tap Dance Day

May 26 is Grey Day

May 27 is Body Painting Arts Festival

May 28 is National Hamburger Day

May 29 is End Of The Middle Ages Day

May 30 is My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day

May 31 is National Macaroon Day

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Why do mice have small balls?
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The man thinks it's kind of odd, but takes the job anyway. The days
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the next day after a hard day of work, he makes another visit to the
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Little johnny Chips
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Later on, the family comes back by the
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Joe had been quite the ladies man and player all his life, but now
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Joe thought for a few minutes, then said, "Tell you what doc, I'll
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At the beauty parlor, I overheard the receptionist admit to another
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
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The Teaching of Val

Sandi is the Pack leader of the dogs so she trains Val within the
group.
Sandi realizes one day Val will be bigger and stronger than she so
she
must establish dominance and enforce rules immediately.

Val challenges Sandi... mistake..

Snap! Growl!

Val walks over to take a dog biscuit. Snap! Growl!

Sandi: You ask for permission first Val.

Val: May I have a dog biscuit?

Sandi: No.

Val: Why not?

Sandi: You forgot to say the magic words!

Val: Oh, yesl I am sorry.

Sandi: Sorry about what.

Val: I should have said, May I have a biscuit, please?

Sandi: Correct and the answer is No. You can think about your
error.

Val: Sigh....

Sandi: You will thank me one day for teaching you about restraint.

Val: Mumble mumble.

Sandi: What was that?

Val: Yes ma'am.

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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM:
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There are a couple of new improvements that
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What with the recession, and coupled with the
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that sales should increase dramatically.
Since the massive recall effort has left the
company broke because of the acceleration problem,
they decided on a cheaper, more effective solution.
Toyota makers are going to start making the horn
louder. They say it will be more effective and
will give Toyota drivers more confidence. The
executives of Toyota will also plan a new marketing
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A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a
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clothes half-ripped off, washes up on a piece of driftwood.
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A homeless man stops at a farmhouse to beg to spend the night.
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up in time. To show our gratitude we gave him that silver medal."
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about the gold medal." The farmer says "My wife was attacked by
a burglar several weeks ago. This pig heard her cries, busted
out of his pen, and chased that man far away. To show my thanks
I gave him that gold medal and allowed him to eat with us here
in the house."
The homeless man sits in awe of the pig, who is blithely eating
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Have a nice day!
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[buffalos-adult-chips] Chips For 4-28

 

Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Dianne sent me a video that was really disturbing on Copier
Security. Didn't know that all copiers have a hard drive which
stores every document copied on it. Having worked in a small
company, the copier and the coffee pot were the most used
machines in the shop. They kept records of paychecks, injuries,
medical claims and even copies of your license, birth certificate,
and social security card when you applied for a job. All of this
info
goes with the copier after it comes off lease. The video's URL
is in LynnLynn today and you may want to read it.

The Slide Rule Chips Joke that was in Tuesday's chips was written
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In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant
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response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident,
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Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law.
I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that
knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to
defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them
that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End
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I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other
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1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and
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2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
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3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in
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4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it
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5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
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6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
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8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the
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9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig
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10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two
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I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy
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Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
unchanging.

Your adoring fan.

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Woody Chips
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Top Ten Places Not To Get A " Woody"

10. With your wife, visiting her sister.

9. Golfing with the guys

8. With your wife, and accidently run into your ex-girlfriend.

7. Showering with the guys after a basketball game.

6. Visiting a friend in the slammer

5. While being pulled over for a traffic citation

4. Shaking hands with your pastor/priest after church

3. In front of your childs 3rd grade class, looking at the teacher,
for
show and tell

2. Standing on the subway with a bunch of nuns watching you.

and the number one time never to get a woody is:

1. Your best friend on a guys night out, asks you, ;Hey what do you
want
to do tonight?

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There once was a slimmer named Steen
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And flat, and compressed,
That his back touched his chest,
So that sideways he couldn't be seen.
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There was a young lady named Melanie,
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To sell it, dear sir, is a felony.
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I wooed a buxom young nude in Bermuda,
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She said it was crude
To be wooed in the nude --
I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her!

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A banker married an attractive widow with two beautiful teenage
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1776

Val Finds Her Voice

About two weeks after being with her new family... early in the
morning,
Diana hears... bark bark bark.

Diana: Oh no, Val has learned to speak.

Later that day,

Rudy: Val, we are glad you have learned to speak, but you have to
slow
it down.

Val: There is so much to talk about. I have so much to say, I did
not
have to words until today and I just have to get it off my chest.

Rudy: Go talk to Kate, she is a chatterbox to.

Later,,,

BJ: Diana, Katie and Val are driving me crazy, they are talking so
much.

Diana: They will get tired soon.

That night, Rudy, Sandi, Diana, and BJ are sitting in the living
room with
their headseats on while Katie and Val continue to chat.

To be continued.

The herd in Guthrie

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