THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
(A quote from dear old momma)
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Things should be pretty much back to normal
on the website. Let me know if you encounter
any problems
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
You're a 19 year old kid. You're critically wounded
and dying in the jungle in the Ia Drang Valley ,
11-14-1965, LZ X-ray , Vietnam . Your infantry unit
is outnumbered 8-1 and the enemy fire is so intense,
from 100 or 200 yards away, that your own Infantry
Commander has ordered the MediVac helicopters
to stop coming in.
You're lying there, listening to the enemy machine guns
and you know you're not getting out. Your family is 1/2
way around the world, 12,000 miles away and you'll
never see them again.
As the world starts to fade in and out, you know this
is the day. Then - over the machine gun noise -
you faintly hear that sound of a helicopter..!!
You look up to see an un-armed Huey!! But....it
doesn't seem real because no Medi-Vac markings are on it.
Ed Freeman is coming for you..!!
He's not Medi-Vac so it's not his job, but he's
flying his Huey down into the machine gun fire anyway.
Even after the Medi-Vacs were ordered not to come.
He's coming anyway. And he drops it in and sits
there in the machine gun fire, as they load 2
or 3 of you on board. Then he flies you up
and out through the gunfire to the Doctors and Nurses.
And, he kept coming back..!! 13 more times..!!
He took about 30 of you and your buddies out
who would never have gotten out.
Medal of Honor Recipient, Ed Freeman,
at the age of 80, in Boise , ID
May God Rest His Soul.
I wonder why we didn't hear about this hero's passing...
but we did have 24/7 coverage of Michael Jackson.
Medal of Honor Winner
Ed Freeman!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
golly Mr. Johnson
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x060.html
and to think...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x061.html
dogs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x062.html
money
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x063.html
pussy snorkel
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x064.html
gimme the house
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x065.html
complaints
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x066.html
I offered
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x067.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
this cat betrayed his girlfriend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8237.html
animation 2
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8238.html
boxing funny
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8239.html
wedding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8240.html
upskirt candid camera
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8241.html
war is hell
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8242.html
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with
their nine children. A blind man joins them after
a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find
it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids
are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by the
ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps
it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't
you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?
That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a
rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding
the bus ... so shut the hell up."
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Reggie just found out that his wife Sandra is pregnant.
He did the math, and according to her due date,
Michael was out of town
for three weeks at the time of conception.
He was amazed. He couldn't believe it.
He will finally make it into the Guinness Book
of World Records for
impregnating his wife via phone sex!
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A young man gets married. The next day, his friends
ask him, 'Hey, how was last night,Tommy Joe? Somehow
you look slightly worried.' Replied young man 'Oh,
everything went fine and we had a very nice time. But
this morning, out of habit I left $100 on her nightstand'
'Forget it man, anyway she is your wife, and you can
explain that it is a gift for her to buy something.',
consoled friends. 'Yeah, that is true. But what worries
me is the fact that when I came back to the bedroom after
my shower, there was $50 change on my nightstand
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Out to lunch one day, a couple of immigrants were having a
fine time until Hymie began to gag!
"I---I tink I svallowed a bone," Hymie gasped.
"Hymie," said Morris, "are you choking?"
"No, demmit, I'm serious!"
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A man goes to consult a world famous specialist
about his medical problem.
After he's been given a thorough examination...
"How much do I owe you?"
"My fee is $500," replies the physician.
"Five hundred dollars? That's impossible,
that's too much." "In your case," the doctor
replies, "I suppose I could adjust my
fee to $300." "Three hundred dollars for one visit?
Ridiculous." "Well, then, could you afford $200?"
"Who has so much money?"
"Look," replies the doctor, growing irritated,
"Just give me $50 and be gone."
"I can give you five dollars." says the man.
"Take it or leave it."
"I don't understand you," says the doctor.
"Why did you come to
the most expensive doctor in town?"
"Listen, Doctor," says the patient.
"When it comes to my health,
nothing is too expensive."
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BUFFALO Bill
Best Work Boot Ad
http://www.buffaloschips.com/9207.htm
Bier
http://www.buffaloschips.com/9028.htm
Bird Crap Detector
http://www.buffaloschips.com/9209.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Cooking Crabs
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000374.html
Cool Card Trick
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000375.html
Cool Cop
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000376.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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