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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Have you shaken your mailbox lately. Last Saturday was Shake Your
Mailbox day. This is aimed at you that have your mailbox, rural
style on a post out by the road and live in a snow area. If a
plowman strikes your mailbox and damages or destroys it, they are at
fault and required to replace it. If however it is in such bad
repair that snow or ice from the
plow knocks it down, that is your problem and if the ground is
frozen you are going to do without a mailbox till spring. ( Stuffing
the broken post into the frozen snow is not permitted.)

Over the years people upset about having their box knocked down have

made some pretty sturdy contraptions using lots of concrete, large
steel bars, rocks, and even old tractors or farm implements to mount

their mailboxes. When it comes to tangling with a 12 ton John Deere
Grader if you damage it you pay for it and there is also liability
if a
car or snowmobile hits it, because it is actually on the right of
way. Consult American Association of State Highway and
Transportation
Officials in "A Guide for Erecting Mailboxes on Highways." if you
are wondering if your box is legal.

Gas has jumped to 2.77 a gallon up here and is being blamed on the
falling dollar. In fact the refineries have cut production back so
far as to cause a shortage. I wish they would pick a price and leave
it alone. People are using less gas because they don't have jobs.
Raising the price of gas makes it hard for them to look for a new
one and those that have low paying jobs have even more trouble
getting to them.

Enjoy the chips ..... buffalo

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When you receive your next stimulus check from the Government
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economy
by spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will
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* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the
Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or
China .
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras
and Guatemala .
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .

* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go
to management
bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.
-- cept grocery stores and gas stations!)

Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard
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Yer Hillbilly friend in TN...
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Stupid Chips
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I wouldn't say my brother is stupid, but.......

...He keeps forgetting I'm an only child!

...He thinks 'Oral Sex' is 'Talking' about it.

...He's depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

...He puts a bucket under the pipe when there's a gas leak.

...He has an intellect that is rivaled only by Egg plants.

...We have to make introductions around the breakfast table every
morning.

...He stayed up all last night studying for his blood test.

...He sure makes my dog look smart!

...He studied all weekend for a urine test.

...He can't convert 0 feet to meters.

...He was supposed to try out for a part in Dumb and Dumber but
forgot to turn up.

...He still checks the inside of his hands to see if "it" really
will cause hair to grow!!

...He keeps forgetting he's my sister

...When my parents said they'd send him abroad, he asked how old she
was

...But he had a battle of wits with a doorknob and lost.

...But he looked hard at the orange juice container because it said
concentrate

...He forgotten that he's been dead for the last five years

...He got drunk, walked into the wall four times and said "Shit, I'm
bricked in!"

...He stole a free cookie!

...He couldn't count his testicles and come up with the same number
twice!

...He thinks a Toadstool is a well endowed frog

...When he got on the bus, he asked for a return. When the driver
asked him "Where to?" He replied "Back here!"

...It takes him an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"

...After joining the I.R.A. and being told to blow up a bus, he
burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe

...He saw a sign that said "wet floor"... so he did.

...When mum said to take butter out from the fridge, he took the
butter outdoors!

...He thinks Sherlock Holmes is a block of flats

...In his first airplane travel was astonished to see he was not
becoming smaller in size

...I've seen bread dough with more intelligence.

...When they tested his I.Q., the score began with Minus.

...When they were handing out brains, he couldn't even find the
line.

...But if you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change
back.

...He thinks a woman with crabs is a seafood delicacy.

...If he had one more IQ he'd be a pot plant.

...He had just learned to count to 21 when he got arrested for
indecent exposure.

...Last night, when I turned of the lights he wrote a letter to God,
asking him why he didn't pay his electric bill.

...He has to pull down his pants to count to 11

...He couldn't empty water from a boot if the instructions were
written on the heel

...But then, I'm a blonde

...But I would give him a dollar for every thought he had, and still
have from five dollars.

...He's trying to teach "sit up & beg" to his pet rock?

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Quiz Chips
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Sex Quiz.....

1. The most erotic experience a woman over 35 can have is:
a. having her knees rubbed with sour cream
b. simultaneously using the food processor, the blender, and the
microwave c. reading a sex quiz d. shopping for shoes

2. When a businessman buys a red Mercedes, he is hoping to:
a. acquire a mistress
b. attract his neighbor's wife
c. preserve his youth
d. get a tax write-off

3. A marriage is in trouble when the husband brings home from the
video store: a. Kitten with a Whip b. Sex Slaves of New Haven c.
Emmanuelle II meets Rocky IV d. The girl who works behind the
counter

4. Condoms are not recommended for use:
a. before the 15th of the month
b. after the 15th of the month
c. immediately after sex
d. children under 10

5. Religious families generally have large families because:
a. they generally have more children
b. they just have natural rhythm
c. the Bible forbids television
d. they're just lucky

6. The Bible condemns homosexuals because:
a. they go to the theater a lot
b. they look too much like heterosexuals
c. they don't keep two sets of clothes
d. it's impossible to determine who should take out the garbage

7. After their 35th birthday, fewer than 10% of women ever achieve:
a. multiple orchids b. a satisfactory weight-loss program c. a job
that pays as much as a man's d. comfortable shoes

8. It is not uncommon for the average male to worry about the size
of
his:
a. bank account
b. piano
c. office
d. necktie

9. In addition to traditional methods, AIDS can also be transmitted
by:
a. petting goldfish
b. handling chicken fat
c. kissing the family dog
d. bloody bar room brawls

10. Conception has been known to occur in:
a. the ovarian tubes
b. eustachian tubes
c. the Goodyear tube station
d. back seat of a Camaro

11. "Time of the month" refers to:
a. ovulation
b. undulation
c. a new moon
d. the weekend of AFC vs. NFC championship football

12. Testosterone is a kind of:
a. Italian ice cream
b. testimony given in an Italian court
c. umpire in an Italian cricket match
d. Italian chicken fat

13. An erogenous zone is an area where:
a. women tend to fall asleep
b. women tend to develop sudden headaches
c. men tend to laugh before the punchline
d. it is forbidden to park your rogenous

14. At least 50% of males suffer from premature:
a. emasculation
b. matriculation
c. baldness
d. laughter before the punchline

15. Judeo-Christian tradition frowns on:
a. premarital sex
b. post-marital sex
c. the opposite sex
d. carnal knowledge with non-kosher animals

16. The average frequency of sexual relations is:
a. 78.8 megahertz
b. 92.3 kilohertz
c. 98.4 oyithertz
d. depends on how often your wife works late

17. Which is not considered erotic vocabulary:
a. doo-doo
b. thingamajig
c. doggie-woggie
d. Who owns this pussy?

18. In your personal experience, sex is:
a. overrated but undersupplied
b. oversupplied but not overpriced
c. over there but not over here
d. over

If you answered a. to all of the above.... you got some of them
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Short Chips
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The girl thinks about this, then bares one of her large, beautiful
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The doctor checks him over, does some tests and says, "I've found
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"Why not? What's the problem?"

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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

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"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

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Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it
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Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out
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Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the
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Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew
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Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was
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Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I
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Short Chips
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Little Johnny sat glumly all evening eyeing his wife suspiciously.
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"What?!" she shouted. "How can you say such a thing?"

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Random Chips
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Seated at the breakfast table, Jill was bent over in pain, and
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One of my friends got a speeding ticket and was attending a
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Parting Chips
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In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena
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Bonus Chip
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An alligator went to the doctor for a physical... He told the doctor
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1710

Leaves and Such

BJ: I really appreciate you guys gathering all the leaves into one
pile.

Rudy: It is nothing pops. It is a huge pile though.

BJ: Diana will fix something special for you guys tonight,
porkchops I think.

Sandi: Great!

Katie: Yeow!

Rudy: A-rooo!

The group goes in to eat and after eating...

BJ: I need to go back outside and bag the leaves and then I will be
done.

Rudy: We will go and help.

BJ: Okay...

But when they go outside, the large pile of leaves is gone,
disappated.

Sandi: Where did the leaves go?

Katie: There is one small pile left and that is it.

Out from the small pile, Pearl emerges slapping at leaves and
playing.

BJ: All that work...gone and lost.

Rudy grinning: She is a cat..

The herd in Guthrie

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