THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"Nothing but heaven itself is better
than a friend who is really a friend."
~Plautus
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
After 8 years of war in Afghanistan,
the Obama administration is asking whether
it should continue the strategy there as it is.
I may not be a military general, but I
do remember one thing. The objective of that
war was to "Keep America safe." Whether that
goal was achieved or not, because of
this war, I do not know. I do know,
however, that in the years since
the 9/11 tradgedy, there has not been
a single terrorist attack on America.
Whatever the course our president takes
us on in the next couple years, I just
hope he keeps that goal in mind.
President Obama, please keep America safe.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
if you don't this time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w021.html
I'll have to ask you another question
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you made sushi!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w023.html
the trouble with some women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w024.html
doggy style
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oh crap
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can you give me a job
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w027.html
mothers day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w028.html
slow computer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w029.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Nora the piano cat
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River City Richmond VA
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Suzuki
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less haste
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8159.html
bad news
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8160.html
Cyril the crazy jap
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8161.html
Little Red Riding Hood is minding her own business
and walking through the forest. All of a sudden, the
Big Bad Wolf jumps in front of her and screams, "Little
Red Riding Hood, I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!!!!" Little Red
Riding Hood jumps back in fright and yells, "OH NO!!!
ARE YOU GOING TO EAT ME WHOLE????!!!"
"Nah", says the wolf, "I thought I'd spit that part out."
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Bill received a bill from the hospital for his recent
surgery, and was astonished to see a $900 charge for
the anesthesiologist. He called his office to demand
an explanation. "Is this some kind of mistake?" he
asked when he got the doctor on the phone. "No, not
at all," the doctor said calmly. "Well," said Bill,
"That's awfully costly for just knocking someone out!"
"Not at all," replied the doctor. I knock you out
for free. The $900 is for bringing you back around."
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The high school, blonde and bosomy cheerleader
confessed to her kindly old Priest that she had
often have sex with her boyfriend in the front
seat of his car.
"Now my daughter," consoled the Priest, "I am
sure if you think about it, you will know you have
been doing something wrong." "Yeah, I guess you
right," replied the cheerleader. "Maybe it would
be more comfortable in the back seat."
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Joe calls home one day late in the afternoon and
tells his wife that he's had a really bad day and hopes
that dinner will be on the table when he gets home.
When he arrives, he sees a package of pasta, a jar
of sauce, and a can of vegetables on the table.
"Jane," he says, "I specifically asked that dinner
be on the table when I got home!"
"Yes," Jane replies, "and there it is. You didn't
say anything about it being prepared!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Fin Potato Whore
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Fire hose Rodeo
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Fly
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Football As It Should Be
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ahjui.htm
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Big Big Big Lipped Woman
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Nanny Mania 2
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Which Season Are You?
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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