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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Came across this ad in the Yooper yard sale newsletter yesterday.
GAY house for sale. New in 2007, 28x44 Modular. 3 bedroom, 2 full
baths, Open Kitchen and Living Room, Laundry Room, 16x10 backyard
deck, 8x10 front deck, 2 outbuildings 12x24, 20x24 with garage,
lighthouse storage building, 100x150 lot. Appraised $89,000.00 in
2007, Will sell for $65,000.00. For appointment
The house as far as I can tell is not gay and neither are the owners
but people in the little town of Gay seem to be using the word to
put
them on the map.
Here is what Wikipedia said about it.
Gay, is a tiny unincorporated community in Keweenaw County in the
U.S. state of Michigan. It is 12 miles from Lake Linden on Copper
Island at the western end of the Upper Peninsula. Local government
is provided by Sherman Township. As of 2000, its population is 60.
The Mohawk Mining Company built a stamp mill in Gay in 1898. The
residual stamp sand dumped into Lake Superior increased the town's
area greatly. Today, only the large smokestack and the ruins from
the stamp mill still remain. The only remaining business is a bar,
which is called The Gay Bar, although it is not a gay bar; it is
named after the town.
Gay is locally celebrated for its annual 4th of July parade. The
"Gay Parade" as is it is referred to locally, attracts up to eight
times its population. Up until 1998, the 4th of July celebrations
culminated in a ceremonious lighting of the smokestack. Old tires
and diesel fuel produced thick black smoke that could be seen for
miles out in Lake Superior. This activity was halted due to
pollution concerns.
The town was named after its founder, Joseph E. Gay.
and that is as they say, the rest of the story. Enjoy the chips and
have
a great weekend... buffalo
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Vol 1700
A Matter of Time
The dogs are howling at a private joke. BJ is having a grand time
as is
Diana.
Sandi: How much longer are you going to work Daddy?
BJ: What do you mean?
Rudy: When are you going to retire? We are having fun today. We
don't live long and we want to have some years with you.
Katie: Yes, father and you are not getting any younger either.
BJ: I turn 65 in December and I thought next year when I turn 66 I
would retire at the end of the year. We would have retirement from
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cooler.
Rudy: I like cooler, but we don't know about moving.
Sandi: Wherever daddy is I will be okay.
Katie: Yeah, we can sleep and play.
Sandi: And eat.
Rudy: As long as I get to work.
BJ: Sure thing guys, sure thing.
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