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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

We have all got our 'good old days' tucked
away inside our hearts, and we return to
them in dreams like cats to favorite armchairs.
     - Brian Carter


GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I went to an adult bookstore the other day.
After 30 years of marriage, sometimes you need
a little something to shake up the love life,
ya know? The girl at the counter said, "try this"
She handed me a tube of KY jelly with 'love
phermones.' "This will make her happy."
"We've used ky before. What makes this
special?"says I.
"The phermones will bring her pleasure." Says the clerk.
She was right. When I came home, I handed her the tube
and said,'This will make you happy tonight.'
The clerk was right.  When I went out of the bedroom,
the war department squirted it all over the doorknobs.
I couldn't get back in.  
The war department was happy.

Are you thinking of trying online dating?

Let me give you a tip,
LESSON TO LEARN.......


ALWAYS ASK FOR MORE THAN ONE PICTURE!!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

Behave Abner!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x030.html

a funny sound
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x031.html

cookies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x032.html

fantasy football
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x033.html

mail order brides
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what would you want
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rear of the year
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xrays show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x038.html

I'm good
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x039.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

koalas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8214.html

juggler
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8215.html

six minutes a day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8216.html

wanna go again?
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at the parade
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8218.html

runaway tire
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8219.html


 
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day,
when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh, James," she said, "I like your beard, but I
would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard. I
couldn't possibly do it.  She would kill me!"
"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again in a sexy little voice.
"Really, I can't," he replied. "What would my wife say?"
The girlfriend asked once more. He sighed and gave in.
That night, a clean-shaven James crawled into bed
with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife stirred, reached over, touched his face,
and replied, "Oh, Michael! You shouldn't be here!
My husband will be home soon!"
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It was late one night in the Garden of Eden and Adam
and Eve were having an argument. Adam had stayed out
late for several nights in a row. Eve was not happy.
"You're running around with other women!" she
exclaimed. "I just know it!"
"Come on, be reasonable!" Adam countered. "How could I be?
You're the only woman on earth!"
Eve did not have a reply to that.
A short time later, Adam went to sleep.
He was awakened in the middle of the night by Eve
poking him in the side.
"What are you doing?" Adam asked.
Eve replied, "I'm counting your ribs!"
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Sadly neglected by her husband, a horny housewife
turned to her next-door neighbor for advice. "Why don't
you order your milk from the milkman" was the suggestion,
"and when the bill comes, see if you can settle it with sex."
This seemed like an excellent idea, and sure enough,
when the bill was presented, the milkman was delighted
to settle for a long and energetic screw.
Putting his pants back on, the milkman reached for
the bill to mark it "Paid in Full"
"Oh, no you don't," said the housewife, grabbing the bill.
"You brought me this milk a quart at a time,
and that's the way I'm gonna pay for it."
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This man studied the menu long and hard, and finally
turned to the waiter for help.
"Well," said the waiter, "today our special is chicken
on a bed of wild rice with green beans almandine and
a nice side salad." "That sounds great. How is your
chicken prepared?" "We break it to him very gently
and tell him it's nothing personal."
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A man rushed to the jewelry counter in the store where I
work soon after the doors opened one morning and said he
needed a pair of diamond earrings.
I showed him a wide selection, and quickly he picked
out a pair. When I asked him if he wanted the earrings
gift-wrapped, he said, "That'd be great. But can you make
it quick? I forgot today was my anniversary, and my wife
thinks I'm taking out the trash."
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BUFFALO BILL
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archie
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jjfjff.htm

army's slogan
http://www.buffaloschips.com/hdsdgsg.htm

Arnold
http://www.buffaloschips.com/fwetwtw.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST

Cold And Refreshing
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000362.html

Conan
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000363.html

Conan iPhone Commercial
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000364.html
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine

Tic Tac Squares
http://tinyurl.com/yzngyve

Flower Paradise
http://tinyurl.com/luuyj2

The Appliance Flu
http://tinyurl.com/yjp4gfw

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 


 



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