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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Buffy and Eva and I spent the evening out at Nancy's and
in the course of dealing with the server on our problems,
we finally found out that the problem was with some of the
ads on our site. Nancy made some changes and we now
seem to be loading normally. We are sorry for the inconvenience
but Nancy also spent time teaching Buffy how to put up
new pages and you may even find some new movies
tonight.
Nancy is headed south to Houston on Fri for treatment of her
cancer. If you have the time a few prayers to whomever is
your higher power will be appreciated.
A recent decision by the White House and the EPA may soon
cause thirteen of the older freighters on the lakes to be cut up
for scrap. These ships handle 20% of the cargo on the Great
Lakes and besides idling crews, there will also be a major
disruption amongst companies that count on the waterways
for supply and transportation. The cause of this is high sulfur fuel
oil that has been targeted for removal. Unlike when they took away
leaded gas in the 70's, there is no replacement for these ships
other than replacing the engines and it might be cheaper in the long
run to build new ships, something that isn't possible in this
stalled
economy. I will miss the old ships, those familiar names, and the
hundreds of jobs that will die with them.
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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Random Chips
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"How do you spell clitoris?" "I don't know, but I had it on the tip
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While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis
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A Halloween love story
An ugly old minister, Hume
Too many dark peas did consume
It killed him, that's shown
That's why he's now known
As preacher from the black legume
One night under bloody full moon
The time of the month made for woo'in
Hume went on the prowl
And heard his ghoul howl
And knew he cadaver real soon
Hume asked her "Would you like to dance?
I'll help you get out of your pants?"
"I'd not be caught dead
With you in my bed
You haven't a ghost of a chance"
She cried with a howl of great sorrow
Which chilled poor Hume's bones to the marrow
She doesn't let men
Get under her skin
For they won't re-spectre tomorrow
Still she and her dance partner Hume
Waltzed all through the night I presume
She said as she tripped
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Parting Chips
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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family
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Three of the children are tall, good looking and
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"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that
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It was a difficult case for the jurors. They had to decide whether
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The Judge decided that it would probably be best if the jury went to
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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