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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Doing a little multi-tasking this evening talking on the phone
with Nancy, watching Star Wars with Eva, and working on the
lists. It is a good place for Eva, sitting beside me as her cat,
Yoda, and Eva have been getting into trouble for days. Yoda
has somehow figured that Eva is fun to play with even if she
does sit on her once in a while or more commonly picking her
up by her two front arms and making her walk across the floor.

Yoda weighs about 20 lbs now. She has trimmed down a bit after
being chased by Eva but that is still over half of Eva's weight
so I was surprised when Eva picked Yoda up the other night
and dumped her in my lap. I gave Yoda a little bit of affection
and then set her down in the desk chair next to me and Eva
began spinning the chair. I figured that wouldn't last long but
it went on for 20 minutes and the cat wasn't upset.

Yoda has a few hiding spots that Eva can't get under like the bed
and my bedroom closet. It is stacked with some old suitcases
and I heard a scuffle in there today and then Eva complaining
in a muffled voice and Yoda upset about something. I went in
there and only saw a pair of legs sticking out from a suitcase.
She could have got out but she refused to let go of Yoda who
was only looking for a spot to nap.

Enjoy the chips.... buffalo

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2. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
3. Duct tape won't fix that.
4. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
5. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
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7. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
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9. I thought Graceland was tacky.
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12. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
13. We're vegetarians.
14. Do you think my gut is too big?
15. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
16. Honey, we don't need another dog.
17. Who's Richard Petty?
18. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
19. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
20. Spittin is such a nasty habit.

Gilbert

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I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure
that
course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had
prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented "You're
definitely going to $h!t yourself" chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to
the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee
from
me that if you eat the next day both of your a$$ cheeks WILL fall
off.

Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two
cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened.
No "Watson's Movement 2." Despite habanera peppers swimming their
way
through my intestinal tract, I appeared to be unable to create the
usual morning symphony referred to by my next door neighbors as
thunder and lightning.

Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of just
when, I bravely set off for the market; a local Wal-Mart grocery
store that I often haunt in search of tasty tidbits.

Upon entering the store at first all seemed normal. I selected a
cart
and began pushing it about dropping items in for purchase. It wasn't
until I was at the opposite end of the store from the restrooms that
the pain hit me. Oh, don't look at me like you don't know what I'm
talking about. I'm referring to that "Uh oh, gotta go" pain that
always seems to hit us at the wrong time. The thing is, this pain
was
different.

The habaneras in the chili from the night before were staging a
revolt. In a mad rush for freedom they bullied their way through the
small intestines, forcing their way into the large intestines, and
before I could take one step in the direction of the restrooms which
would bring sweet relief, it happened. The peppers fired a warning
shot.

There I stood, alone in the spice and baking aisle, suddenly
enveloped in a noxious cloud the likes of which has never before
been
recorded. I was afraid to move for fear that more of this vile odor
might escape me. Slowly, oh so slowly, the pressure seemed to leave
the lower part of my body, and I began to move up the aisle and out
of it, just as an elderly woman turned into it.

I don't know what made me do it, but I stopped to see what her
reaction would be to the malodorous effluvium that refused to
dissipate, as she walked into it unsuspecting. Have you ever been
torn in two different directions emotionally? Here's what I mean,
and
I'm sure some of you at least will be able to relate.

I could've warned that poor woman but didn't. I simply watched as
she
walked into an invisible, and apparently indestructible, wall of
odor
so terrible that all she could do before gathering her senses and
running, was to stand there blinking and waving her arms about her
head as though trying to ward off angry bees. This, of course, made
me feel terrible, but then made me laugh. Mistake.

Here's the thing. When you laugh, it's hard to keep things "clamped
down", if you know what I mean. With each new guffaw an explosive
issue burst forth from my nether region. Some were so loud and
echoing that I was later told a few folks in other aisles had
ducked,
fearing that someone was robbing the store and firing off a shotgun.

Suddenly things were no longer funny. IT was coming, and I raced off
through the store towards the restrooms, laying down a cloud the
whole way, praying that I'd make it before the grand mal assplosion
took place.

Luck was on my side. Just in the nick of time I got to the john,
began the inevitable "Oh my God", floating above the toilet seat
because my ass is burning SO BAD, purging. One poor fellow walked in
while I was in the middle of what is the true meaning of "Shock and
Awe." He made a gagging sound, and disgustedly said, "Sonofabitch!",
then quickly left.

Once finished I left the restroom, reacquired my partially filled
cart intending to carry on with my shopping when a store employee
approached me and said, "Sir, you might want to step outside for a
few minutes. It appears some prankster set off a stink bomb in the
store. The manager is going to run the vent fans on high for a
minute
or two which ought to take care of the problem."

That of course set me off again, causing residual gases to escape
me.
The employee took one sniff, jumped back pulling his shirt up to
cover his nose and, pointing at me in an accusing manner
shouted, "IT'S YOU!", then ran off returning moments later with the
manager. I was unceremoniously escorted from the premises and asked
none too kindly not to return.

Home again without having shopped, I realized that there was nothing
to eat but leftover chili, so I consumed two more bowls. The next
day
I went to shop at Albertson's. I can't say anymore about that
because
we are in court over the whole matter. Bastards claim they're going
to have to repaint the store..

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Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked
me
if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked was a
shaved snatch. I am no longer welcome back at KFC.

A husband and wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That
night,
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'Ohhhhhhhhh Baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big tits
and
screw your brains out.'" She giggles and says, "Yes honey, that's
it.
That's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, I'm in
the
same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"
Again he looks her up and down and replies, "Mission Accomplished."

Men are like ... Snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how
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although I wasn't engaged in an act of prostitution, I was
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prosecutor. "How so?" "Well you see," answers the defendant, "I went

up to the young lady earlier that night as she was working in a
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to
have sex with me tonight.' That videotape is just footage of me
losing
the bet!"

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Who was seducing a beautiful singer.
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"I've now rammed it in!"
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A couple was going to a costume party. The
husband was unsure of what costume to wear.
His wife was telling him to hurry or they would
be late for the party. She was walking down
the stairs from the bedroom, completely naked
except on her feet were a big old floppy pair of
boots.

"Where is your costume?" the husband asked.

"This is it," replied his wife.

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The husband went upstairs and was back in
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the wife.

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"A fire alarm?" she repeated laughing.

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        Doctor Dave And His Patient
Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day
long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just
couldn't. The guilt was overwhelming. But every once in awhile he'd
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