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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Nancy is in denial. She seems to think by not mentioning the
word snow that winter ill not come. Unfortunately I did not have
that option when I was driving home from her place last night.
The snow was falling hard enough that if it wasn't melting as it
hit,
we would have had a white out. Unfortunately out in the country
where street lights are optional, wet dark asphalt just seems to
absorb everything that your headlights put out. When it is snowing
heavy though and you kick on your high beams it is like driving
in a fog as the light is reflected back at you. The best thing to do
is to slow down but there are numerous idiots out there that
will drive above the speed limit that you have to keep an eye on.
One other question. Why do so many people out there drive with
their high beams on with no care for who they are passing? The
older I get the longer it takes my eyes to adjust after I have been
shined. It's enough to make you want to run them off the road.
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The following letters are taken from an actual incident between a
London hotel and one of its guests. The Hotel ended up submitting
the
letters to the London Sunday Times!
Dear Maid,
Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my
bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove
the
six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and
another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way.
Thank you,
S. Berman
Dear Room 635,
I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday,
from
her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as
you
requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put
on
top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind.
This
leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the
management is to leave 3 soaps daily. I hope this is satisfactory.
Kathy, Relief Maid
Dear Maid - I hope you are my regular maid.
Apparently Kathy did not tell you about my note to her concerning
the
little bars of soap. When I got back to my room this evening I found
you had added 3 little Camays to the shelf under my medicine
cabinet. I
am going to be here in the hotel for two weeks and have brought my
own
bath-size Dial so I won't need those 6 little Camays which are on
the
shelf. They are in my way when shaving, brushing teeth, etc. Please
remove them.
S. Berman
Dear Mr. Berman,
My day off was last Wed. so the relief maid left 3 hotel soaps which
we are instructed by the management. I took the 6 soaps which were
in
your way on the shelf and put them in the soap dish where your Dial
was.
I put the Dial in the medicine cabinet for your convenience. I
didn't
remove the 3 complimentary soaps which are always placed inside the
medicine cabinet for all new check-ins and which you did not object
to
when you checked in last Monday. Please let me know if I can of
further
assistance.
Your regular maid,
Dotty
Dear Mr. Berman,
The assistant manager, Mr. Kensedder, informed me this morning that
you called him last evening and said you were unhappy with your maid
service. I have assigned a new girl to your room. I hope you will
accept
my apologies for any past inconvenience. If you have any future
complaints please contact me so I can give it my personal attention.
Call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM. Thank you.
Elaine Carmen Housekeeper
Dear Miss Carmen,
It is impossible to contact you by phone since I leave the hotel for
business at 7:45 AM and don't get back before 5:30 or 6PM. That's
the
reason I called Mr. Kensedder last night. You were already off duty.
I
only asked Mr. Kensedder if he could do anything about those little
bars of soap. The new maid you assigned me must have thought I was a
new
check-in today, since she left another 3 bars of hotel soap in my
medicine cabinet along with her regular delivery of 3 bars on the
bath-room shelf. In just 5 days here I have accumulated 24 little
bars of soap. Why are you doing this to me?
S. Berman
Dear Mr. Berman,
Your maid, Kathy, has been instructed to stop delivering soap to
your
room and remove the extra soaps. If I can be of further assistance,
please call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM.
Thank you,
Elaine Carmen,
Housekeeper
Dear Mr. Kensedder,
My bath-size Dial is missing. Every bar of soap was taken from my
room
including my own bath-size Dial. I came in late last night and had
to
call the bellhop to bring me 4 little Cashmere Bouquets.
S. Berman
Dear Mr. Berman,
I have informed our housekeeper, Elaine Carmen, of your soap
problem.
I cannot understand why there was no soap in your room since our
maids
are instructed to leave 3 bars of soap each time they service a
room.
The situation will be rectified immediately. Please accept my
apologies for the inconvenience.
Martin L. Kensedder
Assistant Manager
Dear Mrs. Carmen,
Who @@@@ing left 54 little bars of Camay in my room? I came
in last night and found 54 little bars of soap. I don't want 54
little bars of Camay. I want my one @@@@ing bar of bath-size Dial.
Do you realize I have 54 bars of soap in here. All I want is my bath
size Dial. Please give me back my bath-size Dial.
S. Berman
Dear Mr. Berman,
You complained of too much soap in your room so I had them removed.
Then you complained to Mr. Kensedder that all your soap was missing
so I
personally returned them. The 24 Camays which had been taken and the
3
Camays you are supposed to receive daily. I don't know anything
about
the 4 Cashmere Bouquets. Obviously your maid, Kathy, did not know I
had
returned your soaps so she also brought 24 Camays plus the 3 daily
Camays. I don't know where you got the idea this hotel issues
bath-size Dial. I was able to locate some bath-size Ivory which I
left
in your room.
Elaine Carmen
Housekeeper
Dear Mrs. Carmen,
Just a short note to bring you up-to-date on my latest soap
inventory. As of today I possess:
On the shelf under medicine cabinet - 18 Camay in 4 stacks of 4 and
1
stack of 2..
On the Kleenex dispenser - 11 Camay in 2 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of
3.
On the bedroom dresser - 1 stack of 3 Cashmere Bouquet, 1 stack of 4
hotel-size Ivory, and 8 Camay in 2 stacks of 4.
Inside the medicine cabinet - 14 Camay in 3 stacks of 4 and 1 stack
of
2.
In the shower soap dish - 6 Camay, very moist.
On the northeast corner of tub - 1 Cashmere Bouquet, slightly used.
On the northwest corner of tub - 6 Camays in 2 stacks of 3.
Please ask Kathy when she services my room to make sure the stacks
are
neatly piled and dusted. Also, please advise her that stacks of more
than 4 have a tendency to tip. May I suggest that my bedroom window
sill
is not in use and will make an excellent spot for future soap
deliveries.
One more item, I have purchased another bar of bath-sized Dial which
I am keeping in the hotel vault in order to avoid further
misunderstandings.
S. Berman
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As a younger man, I was in great shape. As an airline pilot , I was
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