THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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To keep your balance you must keep moving.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
This is a crappy time of year for me.
With the exception of maybe 2 or 3 days
during the last 2 to 3 weeks, its been
either overcast, or rainy, and down in
the sixies. I do not ride in such weather
since I am suseptible to pnuemonia. And
I know that it is time to winterize the
bike and park it for the winter. That is
not a big deal. mostly just dump a little
Stable in the gas tank, disconnect the
positive battery cable, and call the insurance.
company and change the insurance over from road
to storage. Unfortunately, in order to do that, I
have to convince my self that the season is
over, and I don't want to do it. I keep
thinking that maybe we will get an "Indian
summer" for a couple days and the sun will
come out. (Altho I know that will be highly
unlikely.) Oh well. there is always next year.
By the way, did you ladies sign up for
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better do it now. You will be glad you did!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
frost on the pumpkin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v060.html
doctor says
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v061.html
waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v062.html
Granny
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v063.html
acquired taste
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v064.html
boyfriend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v065.html
Gee, Dad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v066.html
your honor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v067.html
whats the matter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v068.html
german girls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v069.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
choose your underwear carefully
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8136.html
be careful when mowing the yard
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8138.html
sex tips from Harriet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8139.html
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A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class
how many of them were Obama fans. Not really
knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to
be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their
hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked
Little Johnny why he decided to be Different...
again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not
an Obama fan.' The teacher said, 'Why aren't
you an Obama fan?'Johnny said,'Because I'm a conservative. '
The teacher asked why he's a conservative. Little
Johnny answered,'Well, My Mom's a conservative and
my Dad's a conservative, so I'm a conservative. '
The teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron and your
Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
'That would make me an Obama fan.'
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It is early Saturday morning, and Mother Superior
of Saint Mary Margaret Convent in County Clare hears
a knocking at the door. She opens it, looks around
and there is no one there. She is about to shut the
door when a tiny voice says, "Down here, Mother Superior".
She looks down and there are two of the little people
in their bright kelly green outfits, red beards and
little hats with a clover in each. One is really
drunk out of his skull and the other is not much
better off. He tips his hat and says, "Top o'the
mornin to ye, Mother Superior. Me guid friend Liam
here would like to be knowin' if ye have any
leprechaun nuns in the convent"? "No, we don't have
any little people in our convent", she replies.
Liam grunts a few words in Pat's ear, to which he then
says to Mother Superior, "Well, are there any
leprechaun nuns in the local parish"?
Again she replies, "No, there are no leprechaun nuns
in the parish". Liam again grunts something in Pat's
ear. "Well, can ye be tellin' me, Mother Superior, does
the Cathlic Church have any leprechaun nuns at all?"
"No", she replies. "The church doesn't accept little
people into any religious order". Pat turns to Liam and
says, "D'ye see now Liam? That was a penguin ye fucked in
the bar last night".
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A man was shopping in the men's department at Bloomingdale's
when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the
sales counter. He went up to her and said, "Good morning, madam."
She smiled pleasantly and asked "And what would you like?"
The man said, "I'd like to wrap my arms around you and
squeeze you tight. Then run my hand up and down your bottom
and squeeze that. Then run my hands along your inner thighs,
up underneath your dress. When I get to your sweet womanhood,
I'd like to rub that while simultaneously unbuttoning your
blouse with my teeth and then suck on your beautiful breasts
and bite your nipples lightly . . . . What I need is a new tie!"
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Two young men are speculating on how long they might live,
and one says he thinks he has a long life ahead of him.
"After all," he says, "my grandfather lived to be 96."
"Ninety-six? What finally got him?" the other man asks.
"Liquor and women."
"Well, that just goes to show you," snickers the friend,
"both will get you in the end."
"Well actually, no, it's not what you think," says the
first man. "Toward the end, Grandpa couldn't get either one,
so he just laid down and died."
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In the psychology class, the Old Professor was about to
introduce the subject of manic depression. He posed this
question to the students:
"How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and
forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then
sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
Pauly in the rear raised his hand and suggested, "A
basketball coach?"
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Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly
arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she
smiled...isn't she adorable?"
Friend: "But your kid didn't smile."
Father: "I was talking about the nurse."
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BUFFALO BILL
Tricky Chick
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdeew.htm
Vizella
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdfrrr.htm
Water park
http://www.buffaloschips.com/agtyyt.htm
Well Trained Dog
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdewwq.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Cat Cartoon - Wake Up
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000308.html
Cat Fishing The Hard Way
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000309.html
Cat Herding
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000310.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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