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Robber & victim exchange hugs, prayers
Bizarre scene caught on tape
Updated: Tuesday, 20 Oct 2009, 6:38 AM EDT
Published : Tuesday, 20 Oct 2009, 6:35 AM EDT
Report by Debby Knox; Edited by Andrew Bonner
INDIANAPOLIS (WISH) - Investigators are calling the
robbery of a check cashing store on the east
side of Indianapolis one of the strangest
robbery cases they've ever seen. The bizarre
scene was all caught on tape.
The victim, Angela Montez, was working at
Advance America, a check cashing store in the 9400
block of East Washington around 3:30 Monday
afternoon when a young man walked in, took a form,
walked away and then came back brandishing a gun.
But what happens next, is almost unbelievable.
Security video shows the robber actually hugging
Montez, who had broken down into tears during the
robbery. He explained that he hated committing
the crime, but he had no choice. And then, police
reports showed, Montez began to counsel the young
man. They began to talk about God. The robber
then fell to his knees, becoming emotional. Montez
is then seen hugging him."I've been a detective for
three years and I've never seen anything like it,"
said Sgt. Kevin Wethington of the IMPD
If I ever got robbed, I am not sure what I would do.
I doubt if I would choose this victim's course of
action. One would have to have a lot of faith to do
what she did. I am sure most of us would agree
that prayer does change things.
But I don't think I would recommend her
response to the situation.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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Morris and his wife were vacationing in Hawaii
when a violent earthquake occurred at 3 AM. As
soon as morning came, the man went down to the
hotel lobby to read the newspaper about what
had happened. As he was reading the newspaper,
a local gentlemen steps up and asks him if he
had felt the earthquake during the night.
"I sure did. My wife and I are here on vacation
from the mainland, and I have felt other earthquakes,
but I have never felt a quake like that one, it
was terrible. I thought the building was
going to come down on us." The guy asks, "What
were you doing during the earthquake?" "Gee, I was
having the best sexual performance of my life
while that earthquake was happening."
"Is that right? And what did your wife think about it?"
Morris said, "Well, it damn near woke her up!"
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Otis, Jim Henry, and Billy Tom were sitting in a
bar discussing their wives. Jim Henry started by
saying, "I think my wife's fooling around on me.
I went home the other day and found a hammer and
a saw under our bed, and I saw sawdust in her
dirty underwear. I think she's cheatin' on me with
a carpenter!" Tom answered, "Yeah, I think my wife
isn't faithful either. The other day I went home
and found a pipe wrench and some pipes under my
bed and there was pipe-joint compound on her
underwear. I think she's cheatin' on me with a plumber!"
Otis then joins in and says, "Well, if you
think that's bad, I've got one for ya. I went
home yesterday and found a cowboy under my bed
and I found horsehairs in her underwear. I think
my Leena is cheatin' on me with a horse!"
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A newly-married couple came home from their honeymoon
and moved into the upstairs apartment they'd
rented from the groom's parents. That night, the
father of the groom was awakened from his sleep
by his wife. "Tony, listen!" she whispered.
He listened. Upstairs, the bed was creaking in rhythm.
The wife said, "Come on, Tony! Let's make love!"
So Tony climbed on top of his wife, and pounded
the old bone home. As he was trying to fall back
asleep 15 minutes later, the bed upstairs started
creaking in rhythm again. "Come on, Tony!" said
the wife. "Let's make love again!" Once again,
Tony climbed on top of his wife and screwed her
as hard as he could. As he was trying to fall back
asleep 15 minutes later, the bed upstairs started
creaking in rhythm again. "Come on, Tony!"
said the wife. "Let's do it again!" So Tony grabbed
a broom and pounded on the ceiling as he shouted,
"Hey, kids, cut it out!
You're killing your old man down here!"
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Like any experienced Chicago politician, Obama
would go the cemetery to register voters. One
night he came across a grave so old and worn
that he couldn't make out the name on the tombstone.
The staffer holding the flashlight got impatient
and suggested they just move on to the next plot.
Obama angrily exclaimed, "This person has
as much right to vote as anyone else here!"
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Dave the sailor docked at New York after a
frustrating three-month voyage. Unfortunately
he'd lost most of his pay playing poker on board
ship, so when he eventually found a lady of the
night all he could offer her was 50 cents
and a pair of new red shoes. She refused with
disdain. He wandered around in search of a more
accommodating girl, but was refused time and
time again. Eventually he found a more sympathetic
lady who told him that although she could not
possibly accept his offer herself, he could always
try Mabel down the road. But she warned him not
to expect too much as Mabel was very unresponsive
and would probably just lie there passively.
He found Mabel and as times were hard she reluctantly
agreed to accept the 50 cents and the pair of new
red shoes for her services, but told him not to
expect any kind of response from her. Dave began
the amorous act and after a few minutes was pleased
to find an arm reaching around his back. This was
followed shortly after by a leg curling round his
rear. Dave, who had always fancied himself a bit
of a Romeo, gasped, "I knew you wouldn't be able
to resist my charms." "Don't flatter yourself lover
boy," answered Mabel,
"I'm just trying on my new red shoes."
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One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits
and before long, discovers that he's lost.
Wandering about, he notices a panther heading
rapidly in his direction with the intention of
having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh,
oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones
on the ground close by, he immediately settles down
to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching
cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old
German Shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one
delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in
mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he
slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the panther,
'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!'
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole
scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this
knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from
the panther. So, off he goes, but the old German
Shepherd sees him heading after the panther with great
speed, and figures that something must be up.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills
the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.
The young panther is furious at being made a fool of
and says, 'Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see
what's going to happen to that conniving canine!'
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming
with the squirrel on his back and thinks, 'What am I
going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits
down with his back to his attackers, pretending he
hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close
enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...
'Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to
bring me another panther!
Moral of this story ...
Don't mess with the old dogs... age and skill will
always overcome youth and treachery!
Brilliance only comes with age and experience.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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