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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Don't like the idea of your neighbors rudely snooping
on the wireless signal you slaved to pay for from the
lazy comfort of their living room? It's not just about
slowing down your connection; while they're downloading
Mad Men via bittorrent, you could be on the hook for their
actions. Wireless security and encryption systems are
fraught with problems and insecurity, and other methods
to restrict your signal to a small area are cumbersome at best.
Enter a new solution: Anti-Wi-Fi paint.
The idea is simple: Use a special paint on walls where you
don't want wireless to pass through
So is it really that big a deal? Yeah, like I am really gonna
go out and buy paint and repaint my whole house just so my
neighbors can't use my internet.
The truth is, in this house, my daughter is the internet
theif because she usually logs on the neighbors' internet
When all of us are using ours here at the postman's house. It
bogs down a little and she says the neighbors' runs faster:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
another mob hit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v050.html
it happens
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I need money
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office pool
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I found your book
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PMS
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I have a question
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tie too big
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
no kissing in boxing
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public piddler
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wife prank
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the police
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in the arena
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8135.html
Once upon a time there was a young redneck by the name
of Jack. Jack lived and worked on a farm with the farmer,
the farmer's wife and their daughter Mabel.
One fine day as Jack was attending to his daily chores
he saw Mabel bending over to milk the cow. He felt
himself become aroused for the first time and, shocked,
ran to find the farmer to explain this strange phenomena.
Upon finding the farmer he proceded to drop his trousers
and whip out his stiff trouser snake much to the horror of the farmer.
"Farmer, farmer," Jack cried, "what is happening to my penis?"
"Now settle down and put that thing away." said the farmer.
"Don't worry about it. It happens to all men."
"But I don't like it!" cried Jack.
"Well then," said the farmer, "next time it happens just
go into the milk shed, get some cow shit and rub it on your
dick. It'll go down quick smart, trust me."
The next day Jack was passing by the house when he looked
in and saw the farmers wife having a shower. Feeling his
member getting hard he rushed into the cow shed, dropped
his pants and picked up two handfulls of shit.
Just then Mabel walked into the shed.
"What are you doing Jack?" asked Mabel.
"Well," Jack replied,"I'm gonna rub this shit on my
dick to make it go down." "That would be a waste."
Mabel said as she laid down on the ground and lifted her
skirt. "Why don't you stick it up here?"
So he did. Both handfulls.
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The teacher in our religious class asked a woman to read
from the Book of Numbers about the Israelites wandering
in the desert.
"The Lord heard you when you wailed, "If only we had
meat to eat!" she began. "Now the Lord will give you
meat. You will not eat it for just one day, or two days,
or five, or ten or twenty days, but for a month--until
you loathe it." The woman paused, looked up and said,
"Hey, isn't that the Atkins diet?"
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A priest, a Pentecostal preacher, and a rabbi all served
as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan Univer-
sity in Marquette. They would get together two or three
times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to
people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge
would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another,
and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go
out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt
to convert it. Seven days later, they all came
together to discuss their experience.
Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on
crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs,
went first. "Well," he said, "I went into the woods to
find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to
him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing
to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly
grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary
Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The bishop
is coming out next week to give him first communion and
confirmation."
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair,
had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip.
In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he claimed,"WELL,
brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out
and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my
bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing
to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to
wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN
another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED
him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said,
he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the
day praising Jesus."
The priest and the reverend both looked down at the
rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body
cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and
out of him. He was in really bad shape. The Rabbi looked
up and said, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not
have been the best way to start."
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About two years ago, Katherine, a friend of mine, decided
to set me up with a colleague of hers. She said he was a
really nice guy (Translation: asshole) who kept
complaining that he could not meet a nice woman.
Since Katherine thought I was nice (at the time anyhow)
she thought of me.We talked a few times on the phone and
we sort of hit it off. We agreed to meet for a drink.
Since I was in town that week, we picked a bar I liked
on the west side. I was chatting with the bartender
while I waited. He shows up and sits down.
We talk for a bit, and find out we really have nothing
in common. So I figure it's a quick drink and then I
can go home and take a bubble bath.
But this guy blurts out he's angry.
"Why?"
"I'm disappointed."
"Uh. Ok. Why?"
"Well, Katherine never told me you were ugly."
"Uhhh, excuse me?"
Louder this time so the entire bar could hear:
"KATHERINE NEVER SAID YOU WERE UGLY."
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BUFFALO Bill
Speed Bump
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Terrorist Attack
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That Look
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The Original Farmer's Daughter
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Warlords Fighting Game
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One Stupid Lady
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Hidden in Time: Mirror Mirror
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Cat And Dog
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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