THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Maturity is the ability to do a job
whether or not you are supervised,
to carry money without spending it,
and to bear an injustice
without wanting to get even.
- Ann Landers
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
I noticed the other day that
gasoline had shot up to $2.75 a gallon
here in West Michigan. It had been a couple
weeks since I filled up the tank, so I
hadn't been paying attention. Usually my gas
consumption is directly related to how many
times my daughter pleads for me to give her
a ride to class, work or etc. And normally
on such occasions she is succesful as she will
bribe me with the promise of chocolate chip
cookies from where she works. It is usually
sufficient to get the ride. Altho such requests
have not been very frequent in the last couple
weeks.
But that is another story. The interesting thing
is that tv reporters said the gas increase was not because
of people driving more. The gas price increase
is because there is not enough gas on hand here
in the states. Not as much gasoline being shipped
here, so supply is lower. So it has forced an increase in
price. Now, I understand the law of supply and demands.
My father raised chickens. If the price of eggs
fell below what it cost to feed the chickens,
we ate a lot of eggs. Dad figgered it was better to eat em
than sell em when that happened. Eggs for breakfast,
eggs for lunch, eggs for dinner. One can handle eating
a good thing only so long, and then enough is enough.
Dad figured it was better to feed them to his kids,
rather than take a loss on them.
When our protests began to mount against the deviled eggs,
scrambled eggs, egg casserole, scrambled eggs, and many
other ways momma served them up, my father would intone,
"Eat them eggs kids, it will force the price of eggs up."
Funny thing tho, the price of eggs never
seemed to go up because we were
eating more of them. I wonder, do you suppose
gasoline is going up because people are drinking it?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE FUNNIER JOKES
I HAVE HEARD IN A WHILE. BUT I DON'T THINK
THE WAR DEPARTMENT LIKED IT
A little old man stumbles into a biker bar and asks,
"Does anyone knows who's Doberman Pincher is outside
chained up?" The burliest, ugliest and hairiest guy
in the joint stands up and mutters, "It's mine old
timer? What's it to you?" "I hate to be the bearer
of such dreadful news, but I believe the poor beast
has passed on," explained the old man.
"What? Are you sure? How did he die?"
asked the shocked biker guy.
"It seems that my dog killed him, I'm sorry to say,"
replied the old man.
"I don't buy it," remarked the biker in disbelief,
"No dog could beat my Brutus. "
"It's true, my Gunther killed him."
"Oh yeah? Well, what kind of dog is your Gunther, anyway?"
"A Chihuahua," answered the old man.
"There is no way that a measly little Chihuahua
could have killed Brutus. No way."
"If you don't believe me, take a look for yourself,"
instructed the man.
"It looks he tried to swallow him whole and choked to death."
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A Sailor met a good looking blonde at the bar and
was trying to get Laid without much success.
"I don't date servicemen," she said,
"but I am curious as to why you
Sailors have those two rows of buttons on your pants."
"Why, that's because we have two dicks," the sailor replied.
"Interesting, probably twice as much fun," replied the blonde,
"let's Go to my place and try them out." So they did, and
after the first screwing the blonde says "Boy that
Was sure nice, now that I'm rested and still horny,
I want the other One." Where upon the sailor undid the
other side of buttons, pulled out a
Limp, weary-dick, looked at it and sadly declared
"Well, I'll be damned! He's pouting because he wasn't FIRST!"
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When I returned home from college for a break,
I noticed a paper posted
on the refrigerator. It listed some goals my
dad had set for himself:
Help wife more; lose weight; be more productive at work.
I promptly added: "Send Michelle money every month."
A few days later my brother wrote: "Make payments on car for Jason."
Then my boyfriend joined in with: "Buy Tom a Jeep."
Finally my father added a new goal to his amended list: "Wean kids."
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A woman is worried about an older woman, a widow, who lives
in the apartment next door. She hasn't heard anything from her
for a few days. So she tells her son, "I want you to
go next door and see how ol' Mrs. Pierpoint is."
A few minutes later, the boy returns.
"Well, is she all right?" the mother asks.
"She's fine, but she's annoyed with you," he says.
"At me? Whatever for?"
"Well," says her son, "Mrs. Pierpoint told me it's
none of your business how old she is."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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