THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
God helps those who help themselves.
(a favorite statement of the postman's dad)
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Are you a "LOST" fan?
Lost, the tv series, has been a major
network hit now on ABC for 5 seasons
It will air on its sixth and final time
very shortly.
The Postman's Corner investigative reports
bureau has interviewed Michael Emerson,
(who plays the somewhat enigmatic character
on the show, Ben Linus). He makes a milestone
discovery on the opening episode. He and the
rest of the survivors find a new "hatch"
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
10 minutes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w010.html
umbrella
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w011.html
school for the blind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w012.html
bastard
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w013.html
abuse the force
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w014.html
adult version
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w015.html
amazing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w016.html
ole
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w017.html
beautifully stacked
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w018.html
how the easter bunny does it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w019.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Judge Judy deals with scammers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8147.html
badkarma
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8148.html
se busca
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8149.html
C17 Globemaster 19scale
(one hell of a remote controll plane!)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8150.html
Ernest the engine
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8151.html
dildos and dildon'ts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8152.html
marines are landin!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8153.html
mountain dew
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8154.html
Silent drill team 2008 video usmc marine corps
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8155.html
Following Smith's physical, Dr. Bernard sent his
patient a bill. A month went by without a remittance,
so the office sent a reminder letter, then another
bill, and then another reminder letter, and then
another, but no payment came. Finally he sent Smith a
pathetic letter, claiming desperately strained circumstances
and enclosing a snapshot of his infant daughter. On
the back of the snapshot he wrote, "The reason I
desperately need the money you owe me!" Barely a week
later, a response from Smith arrived in the mail.
Dr. Bernard ripped it open eagerly, and found himself
holding a picture of a gorgeous woman in a full length
mink coat. On the back of the photograph the patient
had scrawled, "The reason I can't pay!"
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Eight Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active
1. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
2. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass
3. Grandpa grabs crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn."
4. Granny found cuffed to her walker.
5. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
6. Grandma looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.
7. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
8. Craftmatic adjustable bed set for "doggy style."
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As Marjorie left the grocery store, she noticed two
little kids, maybe six or seven years old, selling
candy bars in front of the store to raise money for
their school band. "I'll buy a chocolate bar on one
condition," she said to the boys. "You eat it for me."
True to her word, Marjorie bought one and handed the
candy back to the boy.He shook his head. "I can't,"
he said.
"Why not?"
Looking her directly in the eye, he responded gravely,
"I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers."
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A business owner decides to take a tour around his
Business and see how things are going. He goes
Down to the shipping docks and sees a young man
Leaning against the wall doing nothing.
The owner walks up to the young man and says,
"Son, how much do you make a day?"
The guy replies, "150 dollars."
The owner pulls out his wallet, gives him $150, and
Tells him to get out and never come back!
A few minutes later,... The shipping clerk asks the
Owner,"Have you seen that UPS driver?? I asked him
To wait here for me!"
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As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember:
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
An impressive new book It's called ..........
'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'
2. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss, the Pope only expects you
To kiss his ring.
3. The only time the world beats a path to
Your door is if you're in the bathroom.
4. It used to be only death and taxes.
Now, of course, there's
Shipping and handling, too.
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A woman who works for the state of California got a call
from a man who paused when she told him the name of her
agency. He then asked her to repeat it. "It's the Gover-
nor's Office for Elderly Affairs," she told him again.
There was another pause. "For gosh sakes, sign me up,"
he said. "I didn't do too well when I was young."
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Insider Tales: Stolen Venus
http://tinyurl.com/qf5ph8
Which Dress Up Doll Are You?
http://tinyurl.com/ch2cox
Christmas Overkill
http://tinyurl.com/3af23x
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Catch The Tree
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000314.html
Caught In The Act
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000315.html
CED
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000316.html
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Kangaroo
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90208.htm
Pancakes
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90209.htm
Paris speaks out
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90210.htm
Peeping Tom
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90401.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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