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The Chippewa County Board of Commissioners unanimously adopted
Proclamation 09-21 at Monday's meeting in special tribute to fallen
soldier Sergeant Christopher T. Griffin.
"Whereas, the County of Chippewa and its residents remember Sergeant
Christopher T. Griffin who was born in Sault Ste. Marie on April 10,
1985, and graduated from Rudyard High School in 2004, whose life was
cut short on October 3, 2009 during combat operations in
Afghanistan; and
Whereas, the County of Chippewa and its residents will share in
honoring Sergeant Christopher T. Griffin, and taking this time to
remember Sergeant Christopher T. Griffin and to celebrate the
commitment to a better world which his sacrifice has inspired; and
Whereas, Sergeant Christopher T. Griffin was deployed in support of
the War on Terror by serving in Operation Enduring Freedom and with
the 3rd Squadron, 61st Cavalry Regiment 4th Brigade Combat Team, 4th
Infantry Division, Fort Carson, Colorado; and
Whereas, during combat operations in Afghanistan, Sergeant
Christopher T. Griffin was critically wounded when an enemy forces
attacked his camp and for this we acknowledge the need to remain a
united nation of strength, endurance and steadfastness; and
Whereas, it is with great pride that we recognize Sergeant
Christopher T. Griffin as a true American hero that has touched the
hearts of his fellow soldiers and has been an inspiration of
perseverance, loyalty and courage to all; and
Now, therefore be it resolved, that Sergeant Christopher T. Griffin
served his country and gave the largest of sacrifice; the Chippewa
County Board of Commissioners urge the citizens of Chippewa County
to recognize and reflect on the importance of Sergeant Christopher
T. Griffin and his dedication and sacrifice to keeping our country
safe."
Governor Jennifer M. Granholm today ordered United States flags
throughout the state of Michigan and on Michigan waters lowered for
Wednesday, October 14, 2009.
Funeral services will be held at 2 p.m. on Wednesday at the Rudyard
Area Schools gymnasium.
buffalo says The funeral procession for this fallen warrior on
Monday
consisted of Forgotten Eagles Chapters 1 and 6, American Legion
Post No. 3 Riders, the Patriot Riders, Combat Veterans Motorcycle
Chapter 53, the 1437th Engineering Company of the U.S. National
Guard, the Veterans of Foreign Wars color guard, and family and
friends who lined the streets from Kincheloe to Pickford.
This is the first death from the Afghan War in this area and it is
great
to see the community, the state, and even the nation join together
to
recognize his sacrifice.
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I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. While in the
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's,
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"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one
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