THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
True love is an acceptance of all that is,
has been, will be, and will not be.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I do not know the origin of this story,
but it is worth sharing...
It was a busy morning, about 8:30 , when an
elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived at the
hospital to have stitches removed from his thumb.
He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment
at 9:00 am. The nurse took his vital signs and
had him take a seat, knowing it would be over
an hour before someone would to able to see him.
I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since
I was not busy with another patient, I would
evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed,
so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed
supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.
While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had
another doctor's appointment this morning, as he
was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that
he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast
with his wife. I inquired as to her health.
He told me that she had been there for a while and
that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease.
As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if
he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer
knew who he was, that she had not recognized him
in five years now. I was surprised, and asked him,
'And you still go every morning,
even though she doesn't know who you are?'
He smiled as he patted my hand and said,
'She doesn't know me, But I still know who she is..'
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
school for the blind
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congress at work
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Johnny
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how it happened
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the best part
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what I got
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thats the deal
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did you bring it?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y008.html
the new hat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y009.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
metal storm
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internet soapbox
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the queen
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cool pong
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Bigbird
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rowing
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During a recent password audit, it was found that
a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy
When asked why such a big password, she said that
it had to be at least 8 characters long.
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Jones came into the office an hour late for the
third time in one week and found the boss waiting
for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?"
he asked sarcastically. "You
better have a good excuse for a change."
Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning,
Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station.
She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge
got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam
across the river -- look, my suit's still damp
-- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr.
Thompson's helicopter, landed on
top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried
here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."
"You'll have to do better than that, Jones,"
said the boss, obviously
disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."
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Mrs. Smith pulled Mrs. Jones out of earshot of
the porch, where Mrs. Jones' lovely young daughter,
Linda, sat. "It is really none of my
business," whispered Mrs. Smith, "but have
you noticed what your
daughter is doing?"
"Why, no. Is she up to anything special?"
Mrs. Smith leaned closer. "Haven't you noticed?
She has started knitting tiny garments!"
Mrs. Jones' troubled brow cleared. "Well,
thank goodness," she said smiling, "at last
she has taken an interest in something besides
running around with boys."
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A medical student just finished her last
semester and was heading out to apply to a hospital.
The director of the hospital thought the
woman was very bright and had a lot of potential.
But the doctor wanted to ask her a few questions
just to quiz her."Well." said the doctor, "you
seem very qualified. But a few questions before
we make anything definite, ok?"
"Of course," said the woman"
Ok, what do we call the operation of removing
your tonsils?" asked the director "That's easy,"
the woman said, "A Tonsillectomy."
"Very good. ok, What is the removal of your
appendix called, "the director continued?
"I belive that is an Appendectomy," the woman
said confidentially "Good job. One more. What do
we call a sex change operation?" the director asked.
Now the woman was very intelligent and she
learned every medical term known to man, but for
some reason she could not remember what a sex
change operation was called. She sat staring at
the wall for some time before the director began
to get anxious."Do you know?" he asked repeatedly.
Regaining her composure she finally smiled and said,
"of course, Addadictomy."
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Sometimes, I think I love my dog more than I
love my husband.Then again, he slobbers all the time,
he's always hungry, and he
won't stop bothering me even if I swat him with a newspaper.
The dog doesn't.
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While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was
busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone.
There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting
to get clearance to take off. Then the other
Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the
tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they
were first in line to take off, and to have
everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just
announced "Please buckle up, grab your drinks and
hold your nuts, we're taking off".
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BUFFALO Bill
appointment
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arab blowup doll
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arab get oil
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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