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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, are you still looking for a job during this
recession? I found the solution for you! THAT'S RIGHT!!!
Seriously, I know how you can get that job real
easy. I was listening to a radio show where
the analysts were talking and the expert said there
were 6 Americans competing for every job out there.
So, there you have it, you want to get hired?
Easy, just go out and shoot 5 people. it will cut
down the competition. See how simple that was?
At least if nothing else, they can put you to work
making liscence plates.
We do hope you enjoy todays issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the pants
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swine flu
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at the nursing home
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square meals
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full service
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need head
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what to do when she bitches
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
evolution of a geek
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Walmart goes on lockdown...prank call
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funny bird
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fishing with a helicopter
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men in the dark
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Louie walks into work one Monday morning with a huge
grin on his face. One of his co-workers says,
"Why are you so happy?" Louie says, "I played
Bingo for the first time in my life this weekend
and I won a thousand bucks!" A week later, Louie
walks into work on Monday morning and he's
skipping down the hall, high-fiving everyone.
One of his co-workers says, "You win at Bingo
again?" Louie says, "No, no, it's better than
that. I bought my first lottery ticket this weekend
and I won five grand. I'm feeling so damn lucky
that I think I'm going to ask that new Hindu
girl in accounting out on a date!" The next
Monday morning, Louie is doing cartwheels
down the hall. One of his co-workers says,
"Did you win another lottery?" Louie says,
"No, no, it's better than that. You know
that Hindu girl in accounting I asked out? Well,
we had a great time at dinner, so I invited her up
to my apartment for drinks, we wind up in bed, and
the next thing I know she's giving me the best
blow job I ever had!" The co-worker says, "Man,
are you frigging lucky!" Louie says, "No, no, it's
better than that. She's blowing me, I look down, and
you know that red dot on her forehead? I
scratched it . . . and I won another ten grand!"
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A young mother was standing outside a mall holding
her six-month-old baby and her sister's three-month-old
baby. Two elderly women approached the mother.
"Are they twins?" one asked.
"No, they're three months apart."
" O My! You sure had them close together."
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A guy's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics
guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a
lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle"
products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age
would you say I look?" Looking her over carefully, he
replied, "By your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen and
your figure, twenty- five."
"Oh, you flatterer!"
"Hey, wait a minute. I haven't added them up yet!"
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A guy goes into the confessional box. He finds on one
wall a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the
other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban
cigars. Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a long time since
I've been to confession, but I must first say that the
confessional box is much more inviting these days."
The priest replies, "Get out! You're on my side!!!"
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One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go
through their daughter's purses. So, the brunette goes
through her daughter's purse and finds cigarettes. She
says, "Oh my god, I'm so ashamed! My Daughter smokes."
So, the redhead goes through her daughter's purse and
finds an empty can of beer. She says, "Oh my god I'm
so ashamed! My daughter drinks."
So, finally, it's the blonde's turn and she finds a used
condom. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter
has a penis."
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Where Croissants Come From
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Cat Printer Technicial Support
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Cat With A Bad Attitude
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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