THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The unexamined life is not worth living.
-Socrates
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
This morning the "war department" goes back
to work for the first time since her hospital
stay. I think it is way too early, but she
will not listen to me. (How come that doesn't
surprise me? lol) You might say a prayer for her if
you have a mind to. I think she is in for a tough
day. I would like to have seen her take a few
more days off. Turk the dog certainly did not
mind having her home. He merely tolerates me
when she is not around. So he took advantage
of this week by spending most of it on her lap.
I guess I am better than nothing if no one else
is home. But she is the one to whom he really
gravitates to. I guess he is a smart dog and
the boys in her life know a good thing when
they see one. I do ask my self on occasion tho,
which one of the boys is the important one to
her. Perhaps it is better if I do not know
the answer to that question lol
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
too much fiber
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Joe's diner
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q021.html
complaints
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q022.html
I'm practicing
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we are the first
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granting wishes
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I went to a party
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hard on me
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hussy
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a gas meter
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the womens tee
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Michael Jackson
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Walkers baked beans comic chips
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After four years of separation, my wife and I finally
divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no
idea of how to start, so I decided to look in the
personals column of the local newspaper. After reading
through all the listings, I circled three that seemed
possible in terms of age and interest, but I put off
calling them.Two days later, there was a message on my
answering machine from my ex-wife. "I came over to your
house to borrow some tools today and saw the ads you circled
in the paper. Don't call the one in the second column.
It's me."
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A guy went to the fair with his Jewish mother. The mother
wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the guy wasn't
comfortable with that so she went on the ride alone.
The wheel went round and round but suddenly stopped with a
sharp jerk. The mother was thrown out and landed in a heap
at her son's feet.He asked, "Are you hurt?" "Of course I'm
hurt! Three times around and you didn't wave once!"
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These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for
nine years.One day Larry said to Joe, "You know man its
been a long time since we had Some sex so You oughta let
me screw you." Joe replied.
"Are you crazy?!!"
Larry went on to say, "I promise you that it won't hurt
and we'll Flip a coin And see who screws, who first.
So, Joe thought about it for a minute and finally agreed.
They flipped a coin and Larry won.
Still having strong reservation Joe asked,
"How will you tell if it hurts or not?"
Larry told Joe,
"If it hurts you start making animal noises, and I'll stop.
But if it feels good start singing."
Larry started the insertion and Joe screamed,
Moooooooo.... Moooooo... Mooooon River
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Two female co-workers are having a conversation at work.
Woman 1: Did you have good sex last night?
Woman 2: No, it was a disaster... my husband came home,
ate his dinner in 3 minutes, got on top of me, finished
having sex in 4 minutes, rolled
over and fell asleep in 2 minutes. How about you?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home.
He took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we
took a walk for an hour. When we came home he lit the
candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay.
After foreplay we had an hour long session of fantastic
sex and then we talked for an hour. It was like in a
fairytale!At the same time, their husbands are talking
at work..
Husband 1: Did you have good sex last night?
Husband 2: Yes, it was great! I came home, dinner was on
the table, I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep.
What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner
because they cut the electricity because I didn't pay the
bill. In return I had to take my wife out to dinner and the
dinner was so expensive that we didn't have money for a cab.
So we had to walk home for an hour and when we got home,
there was no electricity, so I had to light fucking candles
all over the house! I was so pissed off that I couldn't get it
up for an hour and then I couldn't come for another hour. After
I finally did, I was so mad and aggravated that I
couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away
for another hour!
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A guy and a girl are having sex when they both say, "I'm
really hungry and thirsty too." It was freakin' freezing
in the house so they both have an argument over who should
go get the food and drink.After a while they decide to have
a contest. Whoever can come up with the best poem would be the
one to stay in bed.They both think for a while when the guy
says, "Okay, I got one. Two times two is four plus five is nine,
I can pee in yours but you can't pee in mine."
So she thinks for a minute and says, "Okay, two times two is four
plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you'll never
know the depth of mine."
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FUN PAGES
Worderfall
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Luigi's Revenge
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Crazy Tyre
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Fastest Firefly
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BUFFALO BILL
Law Enforcement.. Dealing With The Public
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asasda.htm
Lil Red Riding Hood Chunk
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ewqwqw.htm
Lucky Louie
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SYDESJOKES LIST
I Am Canadian - Hockey Fight
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000780.html
I Am Not Canadian
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000781.html
I Believe I Can Fly
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000782.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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