THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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a woman can have; the older she gets,
the more interested he is in her.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, after hanging around the house for the last
few days, I had a severe case of claustrophobia.
If you don't count the wedding last Saturday, I
hadn't been anywhere since coming home from the
hospital. Not that I really had anything to do,
but I went out and about and shopped for a few
bargains at the grocery store. That was actually
a good idea. Between weddings and hospitals, the
postman clan has not gone grocery shopping in a
long time and we were running out of stuff. I
also took the time for a cup of coffee and a donut
at the donut shop. A little later I fixed up
a roast in the crock pot. It was wonderful and
probably the first real cooking we had done in a
few days. Good that things are turning back to
normal around here.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
doctor
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the cookie war
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I seldom use a stethoscope my ears are
pretty sensitive
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gear shift
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my mother
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do it that way
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my little friend
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s normal sex life
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
dog has to cry
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bedtime
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need more space
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blind crickette
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riding the big one
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internet dream guy
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this is the city
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Wish I could afford one of these.....
An Old Rolls Royce With a
Mint Condition Body...
It's amazing how the classic line can still stir ones soul.
I'll never get tired of studying a classic beauty.
I'm sending this along to you because I would imagine you would
appreciate the classic lines and beauty.
There's no need to thank me, that's what friends are for.
The Car, Look at the DAMM CAR!!!!
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If God Was A Woman....
1. Sex would smell like chocolate
2. Farts would smell like roses
3. Dogs would smell spring fresh
4. Babies would come from vending machines
5. Men would be born with a permanent erection
6. All women would have the same size breasts
7. There would be no cellulite
8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE
9. Men would be born with an "OFF" switch
10. There would be no "Hooters"
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Three blondes died and found themselves standing before
St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter
the Kingdom of Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter
represented.The first blonde, an American, said "Easter
is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give
thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo,"
and he banished her to Hell.The second blonde, a Brit,
said "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he
banished her to Hell.The third blonde, a Canadian, said
she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said,"So, tell me."
She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides
with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having
the Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed
by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung
Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried
Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ... "
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews
roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees
his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."
St. Peter fainted.
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A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple
hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious
about the world around him. He asked his father,
"How does this boat float?"The father thought for a
moment, then replied, "Don't rightly know, son."
The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned
back to his father, "How do fish breath underwater?"
Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know, son."
A little later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky
blue?" Again, the father replied. "Don't rightly know, son."
Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says,
"Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?"
"Of course not son. If you don't ask questions,
you'll never learn anything!"
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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off,
and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells,
"Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really
amazing to show you!"
The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"
"It's a special golf ball," says the salesman.
"You can never lose it!"
"Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never
lose it? What if you hit it into the water?"
"No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it
detects where the shore is, and spins towards it."
"Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"
"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound,
and you can find it with your eyes closed."
"Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if
your round goes late and it gets dark?"
"No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark!
I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"
The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question,"
he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?"
"I found it."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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