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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Beware....Fake ATM'S
You have probably read that less than trustworthy
people are operating private ATM machines in bars,
night clubs and harming innocent consumers.
I have a close friend who personally lost money
in one of these. Trust me, they are fake, but look real.
Below is a good example of one of these notorious
ATM machines, which take deposits without any trouble,
but consumers seem to be having trouble making withdrawals.
Obtaining a receipt is nearly impossible, so the
compliance process cannot get started. Have you seen
one of these in your area? Beware....Fake ATM'S
You have probably read that less than trustworthy
people are operating private ATM machines in bars,
night clubs and harming innocent consumers.
I have a close friend who personally lost money in
one of these. Trust me, they are fake, but look real.
Below is a good example of one of these notorious
ATM machines, which take deposits without any trouble,
but consumers seem to be having trouble making withdrawals.
Obtaining a receipt is nearly impossible, so the
compliance process cannot get started. Have you seen
one of these in your area? If you find one like this,
call me immediately.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
a nice pair
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q040.html
the blog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q041.html
the island
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q042.html
an official card
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q043.html
men
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q044.html
gold
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q045.html
a swinger
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q046.html
you don't mind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q047.html
the first day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q048.html
I'll have a cup of that!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q049.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
woman bowler
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9263.html
Hank goes to the doctor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9264.html
you're from Canada?
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chix
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9266.html
oh baby!!!!
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Patsy Cline-I fall to pieces
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9268.html
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How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the Tobacco company.
If your neighbour crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners, You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..
And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in
front of this computer,
I want all of you to Blame Bill Gates.
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You'll Know It's a No-Frills Airline If:
They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
Before the flight, the passengers get together
and elect a pilot.
If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding,
it kisses you back.
You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to
fasten your Velcro.
The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a
little for gas.
When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the
cows off the runway.
You ask the Captain how often their planes
crash and he sez, "Just once."
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A man is walking down the street, when he sees a machine
with two holes and with a sign overhead that reads:
'Blow Job'. The machine has two slots, one for one
dollar and one for a quarter.He looks in his pockets
and finds a dollar and a quarter. He throws the dollar
in the machine and sticks his penis into the first hole.
And, surprisingly, it feels good... It feels very good...
And just when he's about to come, the machine stops.
So he puts his dick in the other hole and puts the quarter
in. And it hurts, it hurts. At first he is not even able
to take his dick out, but when he does, it's raw and
covered with blood. He's crying because of the pain.
An old lady comes from behind the machine and stops to
ask what's the matter. He tells her about the first hole and
how *wonderful* it felt. Then he describes the hell of the
second hole, and shows her his red and torn penis.
And the little old biddy smiles sweetly and says,
"You don't expect me to take out my false teeth for
a quarter, do you?"
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Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are
traveling through Europe in their car..
They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic
light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula
jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the
windshield. 'Quick, quick!' shouts Sister Catherine.
'What shall we do?' 'Turn the windshield wipers on.
That will get rid of the abomination,' says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about,
but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns..
'What shall I do now?' she shouts.
'Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with
Holy Water at the Vatican,' says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula
screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on
and continues hissing at the nuns.
'Now what?' shouts Sister Catherine.
'Show him your cross,' says Sister Helen.
'Now you're talking,' says Sister Catherine.
She opens the window and shouts, 'Get the f*#@/ off the car'
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FUN PAGES
My Kingdom for the Princess
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Videos of Outrageous Behavior
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=40658&s=n
Deer Hunting Game
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Blonde Secretary
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20496&s=n
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BUFFALO BILL
Mum
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kakaoo.htm
My New Country Song
http://www.buffaloschips.com/oqqooq.htm
Never Smash A WD-40 Can
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kajasoa.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
I Love You
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000786.html
I Will Always Love Noodles
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000787.html
Ice Sculpture
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000788.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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