THE POSTMANS CORNER!
My parents said I could become anything
so I became an asshole
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Its good to be back publishing again.
If any of you missed me, I landed in the
hospital, again. for a few days. For those
who didn't miss me, well, enough said then.
Good to be back publishing again.
Sick and tired of hospitals.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a new game
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you never know
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senior poker
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a great investment
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I remember
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kitty net
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riderless
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a wish
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find a guy
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
dog balls
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a little play time
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don't wash my windows
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hello station
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the bird house
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Irish dui
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Then there was the one about the Irish-American who was
visiting his cousin in Dublin. He decided to go pub
crawling one night so his cousin warned him to always
know where he was. He said, " If you're in the
northern part and tell 'em you're Catholic you're
life won't be worth a plugged nickel. Likewise if
you're in the south and tell them Protestant, we'll
most likely find you floatin' in the Liffey by morning."
The American promised he'd always be mindful of his
location and started off. However, not being used to
the power of Guinness he was soon merrily out of his
mind and couldn't tell you his name, let alone his
location. As he staggered up the High Street a fellow
jumped from the alley holding a rifle in a menacing
manner and demand, "Wheer ye' from! The poor American,
always congratulating himself on his quick wit, said,
"Hold your fire Brother, I'm Jewish!" To which the
other replied, "Praise be to Allah! I've got to be the
luckiest Arab in all of Ireland!"
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Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus,
having left the pub a wee late one night,
found themselves on the road which led past the
old graveyard. "Come have a look over here,"
says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave,
God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old
age of 87. Good blood, those O'Grady's!"
"That's nothing," says Sean.
"Here's one named Patrick O'Toole,
it says here that he was 97 when he died.
Aye, those O'Tooles are a hardy bunch, they are!"
Just then, Shamus yells out,
"Forget him, here's a fella that lived to
be 145 years old!"
"What was his name?" ask Paddy & Sean.
Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights
his lighter to see what else is written on the
stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles from Dublin!"
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber
whispers to his customer, 'This is the dumbest
kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.'
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two
quarters in the other, then calls the boy over
and asks, 'Which do you want, son?'
The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar.
'What did I tell you?' said the barber.
'That kid never learns!'
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same
young boy coming out of the ice cream store & says ;
'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take
the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'
The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the
day I take the dollar, the game's over!'
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Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing
with a moody public. So, when one irate customer
stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice,
"What's the trouble?" "I went out this morning,"
she began, "and when I came home, I found a card
saying the mailman tried to deliver a package, but
no one was home. I'll have you know, my husband
was in all morning! He never heard a thing!"
After apologizing, I got her parcel.
"Oh good!" she gushed. "We've been waiting for
this for ages!""What is it?" I asked.
"My husband's new hearing aid."
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The local game warden had arrested a man for
killing and eating an enangered Egret. The man
pleaded his case before a judge "I was just trying
to feed my hungry family. I've never
done anything like that before."
"I understand. I'm a family man myself. And since
you were only trying to feed your family and it
was your first and only offense, I'm going to let
you go." "Thank you, Your Honor." "But before you
go, I want to ask you a question. What does Egret
meat taste like?" "Well your Honor, it's not as tender
as Spotted Owl, but it's much better than Bald Eagle."
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A husband took his wife to the doctor.
'Oh, doctor', he said, 'my wife thinks she's a chicken.
'The doctor gasped, 'That's terrible. How long has she
been like that? The husband replied, 'Three years.'
The doctor was horrified, 'Three years! Why didn't
you bring her to me sooner?'
The husband said sheepishly,
'Because we needed the eggs.'
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10 Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.
2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.
3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean..
4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.
5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.
6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.
7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh..
8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to
you.
9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.
10. It's very, very important these nine women do not know each other
by Tiger Woods
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FUN PAGES
Flip Words 2
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Time Racing
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BUFFALO BILL
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Sunrise Gold
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Super Gra
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SYDESJOKES LIST
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Inspect The Cart
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Insurance
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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