THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 - 43 BC
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I admit, I am best at telling jokes and
sharing a laff or two. However, every so often,
I come across a story to share, that really speaks
to the heart, Or just generally has a good life lesson
for all of us. After all, without getting all warm
and fuzzy about it, we never get too old for that
sort of thing, right? OK, well, allow me this one...
One day a fisherman got up very early to go fishing.
It was so early that there was not enough light to
go out on the sea in his boat. So, waiting for the
sun to come up, he spotted a pack of stones lying on
the beach. He started throwing them into the water
as far as he could, in order to pass the time until
sunup. Once the sun finally did come up above the
horizon, he looked out and discovered that all the
rocks he'd thrown uselessly into the sea, were all
diamonds. So, let me point out a very good moral for
all of us to follow...
DON'T GET UP EARLY IN THE MORNING!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Marvin says
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a sneeze
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pussy
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close encounters
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It's a bitch
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don't just stand there
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I get the feeling
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the first time
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my eyes hurt
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if only
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
I don't look good naked anymore
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Taliban diving team
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dog breath
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dog tires
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Sponge Bob
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fire truck vs train
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Dennis Miller's Advice to Men About What Women Want
1 - Foreplay is not a privilege; it is a birthright.
2 - If you take her out to a fancy restaurant, don't
try to subtly steer her away from the lobster, Diamond Jim.
3 - Quit blowing smoke up women's asses about the
sanctity and power they possess as lifegivers and come
up with some decent, affordable childcare. That way,
maybe poor single mothers can go to work and get off welfare
and we won't have to listen to any more idiots in Congress
blathering about orphanages.
4 - Equal work for equal pay. Look around you at work,
guys. Look at ... say Carl, the brain-dead jack-off in
the cubicle next to you. You could kill Carl, couldn't you,
because he's a slacking, worthless, toady idiot. Now,
imagine making 30 percent less than Carl. Hellooo ...
5 - This is very important: during lovemaking, don't ask,
"Who's your daddy?" Even as a joke. All right? It's not funny.
6 - When her mouth moves, pay attention, words could be
coming out. Words are kind of important.
7 - Pass a law that makes it compulsory for all over-the-hill
rock stars to have women their own age in their videos.
8 - Don't ask her if she came. You're a big boy now, Clouseau,
you should *know* if she came.
9 - Don't tell her how to merge and she won't tell
you to ask for directions.
10 - When she catches you cheating on her and she cuts off
your dick in your sleep, take it like a man.
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Many times when I am troubled or confused,
I find comfort in sitting in my back yard
And having a vodka and cranberry along with a quiet
conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again
recently after a particularly difficult day
I said 'Jesus, why do I work so hard?'
And I heard the reply: 'people find many ways
to demonstrate the Love they have for
Their family. You work hard to have a peaceful,
beautiful place for your
Friends and family to gather.'
I said: 'I thought that money was the root of all evil.'
And the reply was: 'No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil.
Money is a tool;It can be used for good or bad'.
I was starting to feel better, but I still had that
one burning question, so I asked It. 'Jesus,' I said,
'what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?'
He replied: 'That is a question many have asked.
The answer is in your heart and
Is different for everyone. I would love to
chat with you some more,Senor,
But for now, I have to finish your lawn.'
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A rookie police officer was out for his first ride
in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came
in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.
The officers drove to the street and observed a small
crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his
window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people."
A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again,
"Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group
of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.
Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned
to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"
"Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen,
"especially since this is a bus stop!"
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FUN PAGES
Amazing Video of Missing Kid
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Spy Hunter Game
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Freestyle With Footballs
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Farm Frenzy 2
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BUFFALO BILL
The Dildo Song
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The Elk
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Three Condoms Please
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Is That A Ruler In Your Pocket
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000825.html
Is This The Way To Armadillo - British Version
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Is This The Way To Armadillo - Dutch Version
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000827.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
HaVE a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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