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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Hello Buff,
I have been reading your chips now for about 10 years.
I am asking your help to spread awareness and to publicise this
cause.
In 2000 August my mother passed away from Lupus complications.
was 59.
I will be 50 in a week and I have a niece who is 17 living in Myrtle
Beach SC.
Her name is Rene Chandool. She suffers from Lupus although she is so
young.
Lupus usually attacks women in their 30's and 40's but it seems that
you never know.
Renee is a very good student and loved cheerleading and sports but
can no longer do sports because she gets too sick. She however works
very hard in a part-time job and also keeps her grades up.
For her college prep she has organized a WALK for LUPUS at Myrtle
Beach on April 17th.
Please post this link to the website so members may contribute
whatever they can.
http://tinyurl.
They may also go to the website and leave a message to support her
cause.
Thank you very much.
Vishnu Persaud
PS I have a 4 yrs old Grandaughter and a grandson 8 months old
Jennifer and Kaiden and I enjoy
your posts about your Eva and Buffy.
buffalo says Auto-immune diseases like Lupus are terrible. Our
bodies turn
against themselves and can systematically destroy the skins and
organs
and turn life threatening in a heartbeat and at best causes drastic
lifestyle changes and requires medications for a lifetime. Lupus was
barely heard of
twenty years ago but we all seem to have friends that are affected
today.
Please visit Rene's site and if you can please contribute so that a
way
can be found to eliminate this disease forever.
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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Katherine's, A Fine Place to Dine,,,or Die..
Rob: Why did you slap me Tami?
Tami: Mumble...
Waiter: Here Madam, a rose for you, imported from Tibet.
Rob: How special and how beautiful.
Tami: Thank you...it is lovely...Ahhh Choo! Ahhh Choo!
Ahhh Chooo! I must be allergic to this Rose...
Rob: It was a nice gesture though you have to admit.
Tami: Sniff, sniff, yes it was. There was no way they could have
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me.
Rob: Don't get paranoid dear. Relax and look here comes our meal.
A silver tray comes and unfolds a beautiful meal...for Rob Pheasant
under glass....for Tami, a grilled cheese sandwich.
Tami: I did not order a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Rob: How nice of them.
A short while later and Rob is done eating and his pager goes off.
Rob: I must leave...you go ahead and have desert and I will meet
you at home honey.
Tami: Okay. How bad can desert be?
The waiter clears off the table...the comes back...
Waiter: Desert ma'am?
Tami: I think a slice of pie would be nice.
Waiter: Apple, Cherry, Pumpkin, Chocolate, or Lemon?
Tami: Chocolate please.
Waiter: Dark or light?
Tami: ARRRGH!!!
To be continued
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