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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Batten down the hatches and chain and chock the kitties we
got 45 mph wind gusts today and a high of 31 but still no
snow. Yesterday was beautiful, 54 and sunny and I was out
picking up a birthday meal from McDonald's for the crew. I
had loaned the Jimmy to the nephew so I was driving the
Explorer which is fun to drive but the snugness of the driver
area reminds me of NASCAR. Anyhow I got the stereo cranked
up in the Ford listening to a Classic Rock station playing
Bohemian Rhapsody and singing at the top of my voice
waiting for my food at the drive-thru window when I realized that
the girl with the food in her hand had been standing there
laughing for an unknown amount of time. Oh well at least
she didn't tell me to Shut Up like most people do when they
hear my singing or dial 9-1-1 and report a buffalo in pain.
Eva's party went off real well with her two new best gifts being
a pink camo doll tent and a Dora Doll to add to her collection.
In her pink and white party dress and pink tights, she pretty
much disappears when she gets inside. Since they spent the
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She got the Dora Vet set for Christmas with the dog and
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Although I haven't found any cherry juice yet, the change in diet,
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''When In Love You Can Best Follow Through,
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I am intrigued by the idea of combining states to save money.
I am told there was once consideration of combining Kansas,
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Day
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The Journey Of A Man
When I was 13, I hoped and prayed that one day I would have a
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totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some
excitement.
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often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but
directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
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that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older, poorer, and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1553
The Dining Experience Cont.
Tami: What do you mean domestic or foreign water?
Waiter: Just that, we do have both.
Tami: Oh give me domestic.
The waiter then unfurls a two foot long list of different types of
water and presents them to Tami: Please choose which one?
Tami: Ack!!! I don't care...Ozarka would be fine.
Waiter: Would you like it room temperature, chilled, or iced?
Tami: With ice.
Waiter: Would you like the ice, cubed or crushed.
Tami: This is wearing me down...cubed.
Waiter: Fine, I will have your water directly.
Tami: I am exhausted.
Ring Ring:
Tami: Hello!
Rob: I will be late...go ahead and order dinner.
Tami: Okay.
Waiter: Here is your water Ma'am.
Tami: I think I will order now.
To be continued
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