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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Don't have a lot to say this morning.
She is in the hospital so obviously my mind is
elsewhere. Kindof hard to think about humor
right now. So, I'll keep this short because
I am on my way over there as soon as I get it mailed.
She has a good many hours invested looking after
me when I was in the hospital. Its my turn to look
after her.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
problems
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compute this
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ocean view
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Moses-lostin the wilderness
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at the bar
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p054.html
personalized
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the truth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p056.html
what organ
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
animal odd couple
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a trip back in time
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voices
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fishin
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run
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I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw
welfare". So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed,
lazy, can't speak English and has no clue who his Daddy is.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to
qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday.
This is a great country!
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The Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in
Toronto when this huge,burly American guy walks in.
As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck knocking
him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says,
"That's a karate chop from Korea."
Well, the little Newfie gets back on his barstool and
resumes drinking his beer. The burly American then gets
up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Newfie,
he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him
to the floor. That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.
The little Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves.
A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly
American sitting at the bar.He walks up behind him and
whacks him on the head, knocking him out. The Newfie
says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, tell him that was
a fuckin' hockey stick from Canadian Tire."
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The judge turns to the woman and says: "I see you're
divorcing your husband on the grounds he's an uncouth
slob. Can you give me an example of this?"
"Yes, your Honor", replies the wife. "Whenever we go
out, he always drinks tea with his pinkie sticking out"
"There's nothing wrong with that madam, in fact, it's
considered good manners in some circles to drink tea
with the little finger sticking out" says the judge.
"But your honor" replies the woman " I wasn't talking
about his finger"
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A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a
lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull
was missing from the section through which the railroad passed.
The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.
The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the
peace in the back room of the general store. The city-slicker
attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher
and tried to get him to settle out of court.
He did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed
to take half of what he was asking. After the rancher had
signed the release and tookt he check and cashed it in the
store, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little
over his success, telling the rancher ... "You are really a
country hick, old man, but I put one over on you in there.
I couldn't have won that case. The engineer was asleep and
the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through
your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on
the stand .. I bluffed you!"
The old rancher replied .. "Well, I'll tell you young
feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself,
because that durn bull came home this morning!!"
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On her forty-first birthday, a woman received, among other
presents, an extravagantly expensive wrinkle-removing cream
from her teenage daughter.
"And what did she give you last year?" a guest asked the mom.
Her reply without hesitation was: "The wrinkles!"
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A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time.
At the roulette table she says, "I have no idea what number to play."
A young, good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age.
Smiling at the man, she puts her money on number 32.
The wheel is spun, and 41 comes up.
The smile drifted from the woman's face and she fainted.
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FUN PAGES
Cube Crasher
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Stupid In The Biggest Way
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Driving Skills
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Cross Eyed for Life
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BUFFALO BILL
Alan King Survived By
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Don't Look Away When I'm Talking To You
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SYDESJOKES LIST
How To Get Rid Of A One-night Stand
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000759.html
How To Inflate A Tyre
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How To Lose Your Job As A TV Interviewer
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:)
Martin aka the postman
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