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-Oscar Wilde
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I just wanted to thank all who wrote in to express
health wishes and etc. as I have returned home from
hosp. No, its nothing new, just a flair up of the ole
emphasyma. There's good days, and there's bad days.
I was released from the hospital Saturday morning.
It so happens that daughter was getting married Sat.
afternoon and I was taken direct from the hosp to the
church and with about one minute to spare, walked my
daughter down the aisle at her wedding. Well, perhaps
I should say I rolled down the aisle in my wheel chair
with her while she walked.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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safe sex
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spell check
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on the jet
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After many years, her original wedding band had become
worn and thin, so she asked her husband to buy her a
new ring as her anniversary present. But this time she
asked him to buy her one with diamonds. They went down
to the jewelry store to pick one out. As they waited for
the clerk, she said to her husband, "My eyes aren't as
good as they used to be, so I'd really like diamonds
I can see." Having overheard their conversation, a lady
standing nearby remarked, "Sir, it would be cheaper
if you bought her glasses."
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The young man said to his sweetheart,
"We're going to have a great time tonight.
I have three theater tickets."
The young girl said,
"Why do we need three tickets?"
"They're for your father, mother, and kid sister!"
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A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings.
They dialed the number and then sang "Happy Birthday"
to him. But when they finished their off-key rendition,
they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number.
"Don't let it bother you," said a strange but amused voice.
"You folks need all the practice you can get."
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The ladies were having tea at the temple and were
complaining about their children. Finally, the rabbi
came up to Mrs. Grossman, who had
held the floor for at least ten minutes.
He said, "Come, now, Mrs. Grossman. Your children
may not be perfect. But you'd have children if you
had to do it all over again, wouldn't you?"
Of course I would," Mrs. Grossman replied.
"I just wouldn't have the same ones."
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10 ADVANTAGES OF GROWING OLD
1. Your joints are more accurate than the
National Weather Service.
2. Kidnappers ignore you.
3. Sexual harassment charges against you just don't stick.
4. People no longer think you're a hypochondriac.
5. Your secrets are now safe with your friends because
they can't remember them either.
6. Your eyes won't get much worse.
7. You're no longer expected to run into a burning building.
8. Whatever you buy now won't wear out.
9. In a hostage situation, you're likely to be released first.
10. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
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A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon.
He says to his buddy at lunch,
"Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the
shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance! "
"A little later I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we
had ourselves another performance. "
"Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I
waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't wait
any longer. I gave her a little nudge. She opened her blue eyes
and smiled sweetly. We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal."
"A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, "Don't you mean a performance? "
"No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes."
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Things Men Will Do For A Cold Beer
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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