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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

A couple of weeks ago a woman driving her employer's Prius
claimed that it had accelerated all the way down the driveway
with her foot on the brake and was going 35 mph when it hit the
garage. Police investigators were able to pull up information
from the event recorder in the vehicles computer and found out
that the brake was not depressed and the gas pedal was at
100% which made it more a case of hitting the wrong pedal and
with all the recent stories and the short distance it was impossible
to discover and correct the mistake. The police are not accusing
the woman of lying just confusion. They have been putting the little

black boxes in quite a few vehicles since the late 80's so they can
help diagnose problems not to help solve crimes but if you are going
to pull anything stupid you should be aware that there is a good
chance that there will be a record of it.

Eva's 4th birthday is tomorrow if she lives that long. Buffy found
her
hiding in the dryer today after a search of the house. Thanks for
all the suggestions on removing crayon. I am going to give the WD-40
a try
first. I wonder if it works for gout too?

Enjoy the chips. buffalo

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Name Chips
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What's in a name ? A lot more than you think. Here's your chance
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Darling -- Depends on how he says it. If he stresses
the first syllable, then he's probably done something wrong or wants
money.

Dear -- Probably a leftover from his parents. Expect
him to wear woolly cardigans, smoke a pipe and prefer a mug of
ovaltine to lager.

Sweetheart -- If it's said patronisingly, it's not so sweet. But
when uttered in ernest, it may send your own sweet heart aflutter.

Babe -- Not to be confused with the film of the same name. Check for
flares or signs that he's a 70s throwback. He's a bit of a
medallion man. Chances are he's got his initials on his chunky
ring. Leave immediately if he tries to sell you a second-hand car.

Baby doll -- This type of man will probably require you
to wear transparent frilly nighties even in the dead of
winter. He doesn't want you to grow up, and obviously can't deal
with real women.

Princess -- Never trust a man who calls you princess.
You may think you're being treated like royalty, but beware of
Prince Charmings - they may be secretly plotting your overthrow.

Memsahib -- At least you're in no doubt as to who wears the trousers
in this relationship. Who said that colonisation was dead ?

Luv -- Expect him to be a builder, plumber, chippie, sparkie
or just an all round general geezer. Probably calls everyone else
this too, including his dear mum, the vicar and the pet dog.

Fatty -- No problem if you're thin. If you're not - kick him out -
unless he exceeds 40 stone himself.

Sexy -- Fine if you're sexy. If you're not, who cares? He probably
thinks you are anyway !!

Dog breath -- Charming !! He should be in the doghouse
if this is his pet name for you. Return the compliment -
serve him a dog food curry.

Farty pants -- He could be trying to tell you something about your
digestive system - otherwise he's just a big kid who prefers his
mates' humour to you.

Slapper -- Great as a jokey term of affection. But if he
means it perhaps you should be more careful who you bring home at
night
- es pecially if you live together !!

Stupid cow -- The only farmyard animal you should accept the
likeness to are duckie, lambikins and chickie. And you're not
stupid, so put him out to graze. ...And behind your back.

My girlfriend -- He's honest, open and probably glad to have you
around. The next thing you know he'll be using your name!!

The wife -- If you're married then he probably thinks he owns you.
If you're not, he probably thinks you act like his wife, in which
case, he thinks he owns you.

My other half -- You complete the set - he's only half a man without
you. But it may make you feel as though you are losing your identity
somewhere.

The missus -- See The Wife.

My partner -- He's right on. Probably likes eating tofu and hugging
trees.

My significant other -- He's even more right on.
Probably thinks it's cruel to eat tofu and that trees need their own
space.

'er indoors -- He probably thinks all you're good at is housework.
You should get out a bit more - with your real friends !!

She who must be obeyed -- He thinks you're a nag, but probably
doesn't lift a finger around the house.

Her nibs -- Affectionate term for an authoritarian. You insisted
that he called you that. Didn't you ?

If you are a bloke reading this, then think again when
you are just about to call her a pet name. If you are a girl
reading this, then don't take it too seriously, it's only a bit of
fun :o)

Just give him a slap, that normally does the trick, hehehe. Even
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COWBOY POETRY - BUYING A BRA

I ain't much for shopping,
Or for goin' into town
Except at cattle-shipping time,
I ain't too easily found.

But the day came when I had to go -
I left the kids with Ma.
But 'fore I left, she asked me,
"Would you pick me up a bra?"

So without thinkin' I said, "Sure,"
How tough could that job be?
An' I bent down and kissed her
An' said, "I'll be back by three."

Well, I done the things I needed,
But I started to regret
Ever offering to buy that thing -
I worked me up a sweat

I walked into the ladies shop
My hat pulled over my eyes,
I didn't want to take a chance
On bein' recognized.

I walked up to the sales clerk -
I didn't hem or haw -
I told that lady right straight out,
"I'm here to buy a bra."

From behind I heard some snickers,
So I turned around to see
Every woman in that store
Was a'gawkin' right at me!

"What kind would you be looking for?"
Well, I just scratched my head.
I'd only seen one kind before,
"Thought bras was bras," I said.

She gave me a disgusted look,
"Well sir, that's where you're wrong.
Follow me," I heard her say,
Like a dog, I tagged along.

She took me down this alley
Where bras was on display.
I thought my jaw would hit the floor
When I saw that lingerie.

They had all these different styles
That I'd never seen before
I thought I'd go plumb crazy
'fore I left that women's store.

They had bras you wear for eighteen hours
And bras that cross your heart.
There was bras that lift and separate,
And that was just the start.

They had bras that made you feel
Like you ain't wearing one at all,
And bras that you can train in
When you start off when you're small.

Well, I finally made my mind up -
Picked a black and lacy one -
I told the lady, "Bag it up,"
And figured I was done.

But then she asked me for the size
I didn't hesitate
I knew that measurement by heart,
"A six-and-seven-eighths."

"Six and seven eighths you say?
That really isn't right."
"Oh, yes ma'am! I'm real positive -
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I thought that she'd go into shock,
Musta took her by surprise
When I told her that my wife's bust
Was the same as my hat size.

"That's what I used to measure with,
I figured it was fair,
But if I'm wrong, I'm sorry ma'am."
This drew another stare.

By now a crowd had gathered
And they all was crackin' up
When the lady asked to see my hat,
To measure for the cup.

When she finally had it figured,
I gave the gal her pay.
Then I turned to leave the store,
Tipped my hat and said, "Good day."

My wife had heard the story
'fore I ever made it home.
She'd talked to fifteen women
Who called her on the phone.

She was still a-laughin'
But by then I didn't care.
Now she don't ask and I don't shop
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Parting Chips
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The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after
several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they
retired
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he
said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of
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from?"

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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several
years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for
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As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
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One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you
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The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
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Holding the bucket up he said,
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Some old men can still think fast.

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1551

The Game Revisited

The next day Katie asks: So can we go to another game?

Diana just glares at Katie.

BJ starts to get small and wants to hide.

Rudy wants to hide.

Sandi starts to thump her feet.

Katie: Gulp! So I guess not.... Maybe something less violent,
maybe
hockey?

Rudy: Yeah, hockey is legal, not so violent.

Diana: Hockey is okay.

BJ: Yeah it is fine.

Sandi: No problem with hockey.

BJ: So we need to stay away from things that have scantily clad
cheerleaders?

Diana: Right.

Rudy: Does that mean that Pops and I can't go to anymore strip
bars?

Diana: What? Where did BJ go?

Sandi: He zoomed out the front door.

Katie: Yep, never seen him move so fast.

The herd in Guthrie

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