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A couple of weeks ago I got the notice that the census questionnaire
would be arriving in a few days and it showed up right on schedule.
I left it alone for the weekend and then filled it out and mailed it
in.
No problems or hassles, about 5 minutes and it was ready to go.
The next day after I mailed it I get a note from the Census Bureau
asking if I had finished filling it out and reminding me to get it
in the
mail which is actually quite stupid. The questions begin as of April
1, 2010 who lived at your address. How can you be expected to tell
them in mid-March who will be here on April 1. If you die in your
sleep
or get run over by a car on March 25th, are you guilty of lying to
the
census? They taught you in the Navy to never sign and date your
logs
till after your watch was over because it was a legal document,
shouldn't the Census at least asked who you anticipated to be living
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Buffy's neighbor awhile back goes to the bar and has a few too
many drinks and decides to drive home from the bar. He notices
a cop following him so when he gets to his house he calmly pulls
into his drive, shuts the car off, and gets out as the police car
pulls
up behind him. Not a bad plan, because some officers will tell
you not to drive again that night and leave it at that except this
guy
forgot to put his car in gear and it rolled back and hit the police
car
which is hard to ignore. The guy went to jail.

Don't drink and drive.

Enjoy the chips.... buffalo

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BRAIN SYSTEM: Attention. Alert registered.

CENTRAL: Alert? Number One, report!

NUMBER ONE: Sir! We're picking up loud music.

CENTRAL: Music? We were just asleep!

NUMBER ONE: Yes sir. Ears report it's "The Last Train to
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CENTRAL: Goodness, are we being tortured?

NUMBER ONE: Sir, Eyes are functional and request instruction.

CENTRAL: Tell them to open up and try to find out what is going on.

NUMBER ONE: Scope! Okay, I see darkness... darkness... Wait,
there's a woman sleeping there.

CENTRAL: A woman?

NUMBER ONE: Sir, Libido Station wants to know if it is Anna
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CENTRAL: Forget about Libido. What can you tell me?

NUMBER ONE: Sir, Memory reports a near perfect match to "wife," sir.

CENTRAL: Well of course. Keep looking.

NUMBER ONE: Sir, urgent report from Stomach on the horn, do you want
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STOMACH: Sir, we've taken a hit, it...it looks bad, sir.

CENTRAL: Get hold of yourself, man!

STOMACH: Yessir. It looks like a burrito, sir. It exploded at about
1900 hours and we've been out of action ever since. I don't...I
don't know if she can take much more, Captain.

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it through that, we can make it through anything.

STOMACH: Yessir. You can count on me, sir.

CENTRAL: Good man.

NUMBER ONE: Sir, I've got a visual on the clock!

CENTRAL: Tell me, Number One.

NUMBER ONE: Oh my God, sir. It's horrible.

CENTRAL: Damn it sailor, get a grip on yourself!

NUMBER ONE: It's... It's six thirty, sir. In the morning.

CENTRAL: In the morning? Not again. I thought... I thought that we'd
had the worst of it yesterday.

SYSTEM: Sixty seconds to consciousness.

CENTRAL: This is madness. Do you know what's going to happen if we
go
conscious now, this early?

NUMBER ONE: Work, sir?

CENTRAL: That's right, Number One. It'll be work, all right. I
don't... don't know if I can live through that hell again.

SYSTEM: Fifty seconds to consciousness.

NUMBER ONE: Sir? Do you have orders?

CENTRAL: Hmmm?

NUMBER ONE: Orders, sir. Do you have orders for us?

CENTRAL: Orders? Orders, Number One? Damn right there are orders!
Let's get ourselves moving.

NUMBER ONE: Aye aye, sir!

SYSTEM: Forty seconds to consciousness.

CENTRAL: Shut that damn thing off, I'm trying to think. Get our
remote stations on line. I want a Search and Acquire on anything
that
feels like a snooze button. Tell them to MOVE. Bladder!

BLADDER: Yes sir?

CENTRAL: How are you holding?

BLADDER: All systems are flush and ready, sir. We can go another
three hours, easy.

CENTRAL: Very well, Bladder. Number One, get me Nose on the horn.

NOSE: Sir, Nose reporting, sir!

CENTRAL: Good to hear from you, Nose. How are you doing up there?

NOSE: We registered cat breath about twenty minutes ago, but it was
pretty faint and I didn't think...

CENTRAL: Steady on, nose. You were right not to trigger an alert.

NOSE: Thank you, sir.

CENTRAL: Nose, I'm afraid I have bad news for you, son. We took a
burrito last night.

NOSE: Oh no, sir, not again!

CENTRAL: I said steady! You're going to have to hold on, you hear
me? Hold on, and it will pass. I don't want ANYTHING getting through
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NOSE: Yes sir. I'll try, sir.

CENTRAL: That's the spirit. Stomach!

STOMACH: Sir?

CENTRAL: How are you doing down there?

STOMACH: We've been breached, Captain. The whole alimentary is in
flames. I'm trying to keep it contained, but I can't promise
anything.

CENTRAL: Damn!

NUMBER ONE: Sir, Libido Station reports it is ready for battle!

CENTRAL: Tell Libido to calm down, I'll call him when I need him.
Any report from our search party?

NUMBER ONE: Sir, Fingers report they located and toppled a glass of
water, a pair of glasses, and a box of Kleenex. No luck on the
snooze, sir.

CENTRAL: Number One, I don't mind telling you, if we don't get this
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NUMBER ONE: Yes sir. Sir, Libido requests positive verification that
the woman sleeping next to us is not Anna Kournikova.

CENTRAL: For crying out loud.

NUMBER ONE: Sir, Ears reports the song is over. It's going to
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CENTRAL: How much time on the system clock?

NUMBER ONE: Ten seconds to consciousness, sir. We've lost smile
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CENTRAL: Brace yourself, Number One. I'm afraid we've had it.

NUMBER ONE: Sir! Fingers has located target. Repeat, Fingers is on
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CENTRAL: Fire!

NUMBER ONE: Hit! Sir, direct hit!

CENTRAL: Ears!

NUMBER ONE: It's gone, Captain! Ears reports the music is gone!

CENTRAL: We've done it!

SYSTEM: Consciousness cancelled.

NUMBER ONE: Sir, all systems are ready for sleep mode. Repeat, sleep
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CENTRAL: Trigger sleep mode NOW.

NUMBER ONE: Sleep mode triggered, aye aye, sir.

CENTRAL: Shut Eyes.

NUMBER ONE: Eyes off, sir. Frown relaxed, smile restored.

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NUMBER ONE: Yessir. Sir, Dream Team requests selection. Libido
asking
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CENTRAL: Request denied. Let's roll the one where we show up for
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NUMBER ONE: Roger that, sir. Dream selection completed and tape is
rolling, sir.

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kitchen.

Tami buries her head in her hands...

Just then Rob enters .... He is greeted by three employees who take
his coat, pin a carnation on his shirt, he is gleefully escorted to
the
table with two musicians playing music. He is seated, water is
poured
for him, while two waiters wait on him.

Rob: What a wonderful place!

Slap!

To be continued

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