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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Conquer Your Fear With Action
Nothing in life is to be feared.
It is only to be understood.
When you dare to face the things that scare you;
you open the door to freedom.
Most of your obstacles will melt away
if instead of cowering before them or procrastinating
about dealing with them
you make up your mind to walk boldly through them.
Don't be afraid to take the step you need to take
to make positive changes in your life.
To fight fear you must act.
Waiting, putting off, or postponing only increases fear.
If you understood enough, you would never be afraid.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Toyota
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s060.html
a little walk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s061.html
on strike
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s062.html
stay together
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s063.html
hikers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s064.html
public beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s065.html
illiterate
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s066.html
fairy god mother
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s067.html
beef stew marriage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s068.html
the white house
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s069.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Capital one
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9325.html
chic cheeks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9326.html
Two minutes instruction
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9327.html
motorcycle flip
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9328.html
on the bus
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9329.html
Little Jack HORNY was just arrested for Bo-PEEPING
in Mistress Mary's window, where he was watching her
and a Little Miss MUFF IT. He SPIED'ER and began to
pull with his thumb till he was PLUM ready to come.
Meanwhile Jill JACKed her longtime beau, pulling his
pud from crown to thatchy down, and he had no sooner
gotten off than she CAME, tumbling after.
"Jack the giant" is a killer too, with a *bien*
(French for "good") stalk that has all the girls going ga-ga.
Another candidate for Masturbator of the Year is
Georgie-Porgie Pull- The-Pud Pi (why "Pi"? Because
his tool are square!), who doesn't like girls nearly
as much as he enjoys Barbar, his black sheep. Mother
got goosed while watching this shocking display.
Who's the guilty party? Why, it's Robin Redbreast,
that notorious party girl whose boobs are raw from sucking.
Georgie Porgy, feeling a bit less sheepish than usual,
found out that a certain short movie actress is into
"water sports," a sexual kink he's recently become
fond of, so he arranged for a rendezvous. Tinkle,
tinkle, little star.And that doubly endowed chap,
Peter-Peter, gave up eating pumpkins in favor of pussy
but could never locate the clit correctly. He's such a
male chauvinist he didn't even care, but belatedly he
had a change of heart and, having finally found Mistress
Mary's point of pleasure, the male chauvinist went to
find a pen so he wouldn't miss it again.
Yes, this little piggy went to mark it. Unfortunately,
he's been so busy balling every chick he could find,
he's paid no attention to his house, which is now
overrun with mice, and last night, as he lay in bed
watching a XXX video, Hickory Dickory, a rodent doc,
scampered up on his bed and ran up his cock.
That's all the news for now from Fairyland, and now the
latest from mythology. Our top story is about the girl
who wants to Leda swan astray.... He made off with the lute!
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Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past,
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Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.Tequila may not
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nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control,
loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions
of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth,
and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip
Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
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A woman sought help from her doctor. "All my husband does
is complain that I never want to have sex with him," she
said. "And he's right too. I have no desire at all."
The doctor gave her a prescription and told her to return
for a visit in two weeks. After the two weeks were up, she
bounced smiling into his office. "Those pills were great
Doctor, I'm doing it twice a night now, sometimes even
three times.""That's wonderful," said the doctor, "What
does you husband say now?""I don't know, Doctor," she replied.
"He has been away on a business trip for the past two weeks."
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A guy and a girl are having sex when they both say, "I'm
really hungry and thirsty too." It was freakin' freezing in
the house so they both have an argument over who should go
get the food and drink.After a while they decide to have a
contest. Whoever can come up with the best poem would be the
one to stay in bed.They both think for a while when the guy
says, "Okay, I got one. Two times two is four plus five is
nine, I can pee in yours but you can't pee in mine."
So she thinks for a minute and says, "Okay, two times two i
s four plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but
you'll never know the depth of mine."
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A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right
outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out.
While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom
comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a
mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of there!" she shouts.
"Don't you know that women have teeth down there?"
The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his
lucky stars he didn't get bitten.
For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all
women have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a
girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she
invites him over for a little action.
After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says,
"You know, you could go a little further if you want."
What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says,
pointing to her crotch.
"HELL NO," he cries, "you've got teeth down there!"
"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such thing as
teeth down there!"
"Yes, there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."
"No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With
that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.
"No, I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that all women
have teeth down there."
"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties,
throws her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have
any teeth down there."
The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing
the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"
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FUN PAGES
Insanely Stupid Drunk People
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41052&s=n
War on Terror
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41591&s=n
Driving Skills
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38549&s=n
What American Women Want
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=5620&s=n
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BUFFALO BILL
To All Sports Loving Men This Guy Is a Genuis
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6255.htm
Toilet Seat Sign
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6256.htm
Tom Mabe
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6257.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Islamic Stripper
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000828.html
Isn't Spring Great
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000829.html
It Looked Like A Parking Space
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000830.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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