THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
You cannot add to the peace and goodwill of the
world if you fail to create an atmosphere of harmony
and love right where you live and work.
--Thomas Dreier
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
HEY EVERYBODY
I have four extra tickets (FREE TICKETS)
for the Robbie Knievel event
(son of Evil Knievel)
at the Toyota Center next weekend
in Houston , Texas if anybody wants them.
Robbie is going to try to jump over 1,000 Obama supporters
with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer.
Should be a good time!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
he pulled it out
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someplace nice
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oral sex
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HaHa!!
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what's he doing
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focus
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I get the feeling
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you're gonna be ok
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the guided missile
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sawed in half
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Telecomm
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on the Tonight Show
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I-80-wav file
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While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous
And does not use a condom all the time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States,
He wakes one morning to find his penis covered
With bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, He immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this
Before, orders some tests and tells the man to
Return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and
The doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you,
You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very
Rare and almost unheard of here, we know
Very little about it.'
The man looks a little perplexed and says,
'Well, give me a shot or something and fix
Me up, Doc.'
The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's
No known cure.
We're going to have to amputate it.'
The man screams in horror,
'Absolutely not,! I want a second opinion.'
The doctor replies, 'Well, go ahead, if
You want but surgery is your only choice.'
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
Figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and
Proclaims, 'Ah, Yes, Mongolian VD.
Vewy ware disease.'
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The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already
Know that but what can we do,?
My American doctor wants to operate and amputate it,!'
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs.
'Stupid American docttah, always want to
Opawate. Make more money dat way..
No need to amputate.!'
Oh, Thank God,!' the man replies.
'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor,
'Wait two weeks..
Fawl off by self. !'
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There were two brothers. One was very good and tried
to always live right and be helpful.
His brother on the other hand was bad and did all
the things that men should not do in life and didn't
care who he hurt.The bad brother died. He was still
missed by his brother since he loved him despite his
ways.Finally, years later, the good brother died and
went to Heaven. Everything was beautiful and wonderful
there, and he was very happy.One day he asked God where
his brother was, as he hadn't seen him there.
God said that he was sorry but his brother lived a
terrible life and went to Hell instead.
The good brother then asked God if there was any way
for him to see his brother.So God gave him the power of
vision to see into Hell and there was his brother.
He was sitting on a bench with a keg of beer under one
arm and a gorgeous blonde on the other.
Confused, the good brother said to God, "I am so happy
that you let me into Heaven with you. It is so beautiful
here and I love it. But I don't understand - if my brother
was bad enough to go to Hell, why does he have the keg of
beer and a gorgeous blonde? It hardly seems like a punishment".
God said unto him, "Things are not always as they seem, my son.
The keg has a hole in it; the blonde does not."
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Not surprising for a state that boasts the third, sixth
and seventh fattest cities in America, this story comes
from Texas, where according to the natives, everything is bigger.
Houston police say a man weighing nearly 600 pounds
concealed a 9mm handgun in his layers of fat for more than
a day while in custody. George Vera, 25, was arrested and
held in the city jail for a day before being taken to the
Harris County Jail. There, he revealed to police he was
hiding the handgun and two clips.
The report did not say why Vera was arrested.
Police representative Gary Blankinship said Vera's weight
made it easier for him to hide the gun from officers. "We
teach officers to lift up and look under," Blankinship said,
eliciting several gags and retches. "The officer may not have
arrested anyone this big before."
"Basically short of strip-searching or searching cavities,
they could miss something like this." or a remote control, a
cell phone, a stash of candy bars, a hub cap...
The Houston Police Department and Harris County Sheriff's
Office said they have begun internal investigations into the incident.
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FUN PAGES
Grandma Fail
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Space Wars Game
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Crazy Tyre
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Seven Different Women
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BUFFALO BILL
Topper
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Trained Puppies
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Tread Mill
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SYDESJOKES LIST
IT Professional
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Italian Cooking
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Italian Time
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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