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make sure the other person isn't
doing the same thing.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (WOOD) - A drunk woman who wanted
inside a Burger King restaurant early Thursday
took matters into her own hands by driving her
car through the side of the building. The incident
happened about 3:15 a.m. knocking out two giant glass
windows. Police told 24 Hour News 8 the driver walked up
to the lobby door, wanting to get inside. Employees
told her she needed to use the drive thru as the lobby
was closed. She then walked up to the drive thru, where
employees told her she needed to drive, not walk. At
that time, the driver got into her car and crashed into
the building. Police arrived and found the woman in the
lobby, trying to make an order at the counter.
The woman was taken to a hospital after suffering minor injuries.
Police believe alcohol may have been a factor in the incident.
Now, there are just a couple of observations that
I might point out here. First, Burger King whoppers just
are NOT that good. To smash through a plate glass window
for one? It seems that the city ought to have a couple
more restaurant choices open after the bars close so the
bar crowd is not so violent.
The other thing to point out is not so funny. You realize,
how drunk a person would have to be to do this? And think
about it: altho bartenders are supposed to cut a person off
when they have visibly had too much, someone served this
lady THAT much booze, and didn't notice??? How can you be
so drunk you crash a car through a building and yet
the bar employees where you were at
did not notice how drunk you were?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
girls forget
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stick around
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earth
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I forgot
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money
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how much per inch?
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the one on the left
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CSI SAN FRAN CISCO
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leftovers
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attemped
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
panties 911
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Judge Andrew Napolitano
Natural rights Patriot Act - Part 3 of 3
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Nights in white Satin (The Moody Blues)
always did like this song
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Montanna pole dance
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seat belts
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Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,
'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic :.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99
Titanic :..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic :..... The story of Jack and Rose,
their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica,
their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic :.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :....... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic :.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic :..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic :..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :.... Let's not go there.
Titanic :..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic :..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :...... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic :..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :...... Monica... ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic :..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :...... Bill goes home to Hillary
- basically the same thing
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A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks
each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine.
Every summer, he would invite one friend or another
to stay with him there for a week or two.
One summer he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to
visit him. The friend, happy to get anything free
from a lawyer, eagerly agreed. When the time came,
they spent a wonderful time, getting up early every
morning and enjoying the great outdoors.
One morning, as the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian
friend were picking raspberries and blueberries for
their breakfast, they were approached by two huge
bears--a male and a female.The lawyer noticed them in
time to run for cover. His friend, however, was not
so lucky. The male bear reached him and swallowed
him whole.Seeing this, the lawyer ran back to his
Mercedes and raced for the nearest town to get the
local sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his high-powered
rifle and raced back to the berry area with the
lawyer. All the while, he was plagued by visions of
lawsuit from his friend's family. He just had to
save his friend.Luckily, the bears were still there.
"He's in THAT one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to
the male.The sheriff looked at the bears, leveled his
gun, took careful aim, and shot the female.
"What did you do that for?!" exclaimed the lawyer,
"I said he was in the other bear!"
"Exactly," replied the sheriff. "Would you believe a
lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the male?"
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A married couple was having dinner and the conversation
got around to transplants and artificial body parts.
"They 'll make an artificial dick next," the wife said.
"Bull!" replied the husband, "There are some things you
can't make - besides, what would you make it from?"
"Iron," she told him.
"Don't be stupid, woman. It'd rust."
"Ok, brass then," she insisted.
"That's bloody ridiculous," scoffed the husband.
"Men would never be able to keep it clean."
"Rubbish!" she told him. "I've watched you polish yours
while watching porno videos for years!"
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Doing a rollcall on the first day back at school at Bankstown
Primary, the teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:
"Mustafa El Ekh Zeri?"
"Here."
"Achmed El Kabul?"
"Here."
"Fatima Al Chadoury? "
" Here."
"Abdul Alu Ohlmi?"
" Here."
Mohammed Ibn Achrha?"
" Here."
"Mi Cha El Mey Er"
Silence in the classroom.
"Mi Cha El Mey Er"
Continued silence as everyone looked around the room.
She repeated,
"Is there any child here called Mi Cha El Mey Er?"
A boy arose and said, "Sorry teacher. I think that's me.
My name is Michael Meyer."
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BUFFALO BILL
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Kangaroo Court
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Kilted Scotsman
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SYDESJOKES LIST
I Feel Good
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I Forgot
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I Have Everything I Need
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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