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When Irish eyes are smiling,
'Tis like a morn in spring.
With a lilt of Irish laughter
You can hear the angels sing.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!!
Saint Patrick's Day (Irish: Lá Fhéile Pádraig) is a yearly
holiday celebrated on 17 March. It is named after Saint
Patrick (circa AD 387–461), the most commonly recognized
of the patron saints of Ireland. It began as a purely
Christian holiday and became an official feast day in the
early 1600s. However, it has gradually become more of a
secular celebration of Ireland's culture.
It is a public holiday on the island of Ireland; including
Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland, as well as in
Newfoundland and Labrador and in Montserrat. It is also widely
celebrated by the Irish diaspora, especially in places such as
Great Britain, Canada, the United States, Argentina, Australia,
New Zealand, and Montserrat, among others.
Originally the colour associated with Saint Patrick was blue.
However, over the years the colour green and its association
with Saint Patrick's day grew.[2] Green ribbons and shamrocks
were worn in celebration of St Patrick's Day as early as the
17th century.[3] He is said to have used the shamrock,
a three-leaved plant, to explain the Holy Trinity to the
pre-Christian Irish, and the wearing and display of shamrocks
and shamrock-inspired designs have become a ubiquitous feature
of the day.[4][5] Then in the 1798 rebellion in hopes of
making a political statement Irish soldiers wore full green
uniforms on 17 March in hopes of catching attention with their
unusual fashion gimmick.[2] The phrase "the wearing of the green",
meaning to wear a shamrock on one's clothing, derives
from the song of the same name.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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St. Patrick's day cartoons
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"Ya know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer
the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a
little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord
there goes out of his way for the locals so much
that when you buy four drinks, he will buy the
fifth drink for you.""Well" said the Englishman,
"at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will
buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhhhh, that's nothing," said the Irishman.
"Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the
moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a
drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then
when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you
upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the
Irishman's claims, but he swears every word is true.
"Well," asked the Englishman, "did this actually
happen to you?""Not me meself, personally, no," said
the Irishman. "But it did happen to me sister."
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The parish priest went on a fishing trip.
On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster
fish & proceeded to reel it in.The guide, holding
a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son
of a Bitch!""Son, I'm a priest. Your language is
uncalled for!""No, Father, that's what kind of
fish it is - a Son of a Bitch fish!""Really? Well then,
help me land this Son of a Bitch!"
Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.
"Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen"
"Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch.. What should I do with it?"
"Why, eat it!Of course. You've never tasted anything
as good as Son of a Bitch!"Elated, the priest headed home
to the rectory. While unloading his gear & his prize catch,
Sister Mary inquired about his trip."Take a look at
this big Son of a Bitch I caught!"Sister Mary gasped
& clutched her rosary, "Father!""It's OK, Sister. That's
what kind of fish it is, a Son of a Bitch fish!"
"Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that
big Son of a Bitch?"Sister Mary informed the priest that
the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and
that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for his dinner.
"I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch," she said..
As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in.
"What are you doing Sister?""Father wants me to clean
this big Son of a Bitch for the new Bishop's Dinner"
"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please
watch your language!"
"No, no, no, it's called a Son of a Bitch Fish."
"Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal
to go with it, and that Son of a Bitch can be the main course!
Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch."
On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was
perfect..The Friar had prepared an excellent meal..
The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent.
The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?"
"I caught that Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest.
"And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the Sister.
The Friar added," And I prepared the Son of a Bitch,
using a special recipe!The new Bishop looked around at
each of them.A big smile crept across his face as he said,
"You fuckers are my kind of people."
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There's an old sea story in the Navy about a ship's
Captain who inspected his sailors, & afterward told
the Chief Boatswain that his men smelled bad. The
Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the
sailors would change underwear occasionally.
The Chief responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it
immediately!"The Chief went straight to the sailors berth
deck & announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad
& wants you to change your underwear." He continued,
"Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with
Witkowski, & Brown, you change with Schultz. Now
GET TO IT!"
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
Someone may come along & promise
"Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.
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Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a heck of a lot better than
the penalty for murder!
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Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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