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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
From Key West, Florida, where bozo Megan Baker
was on the way to visit her boyfriend. Wanting to
"freshen up" before arriving, she asked her ex-husband,
who was riding in the passenger seat, to steer while
she shaved her bikini area. It was at this time that
she violated Bozo Rule Number 4466558: Shaving your
privates while driving is not the best idea. Not surprisingly,
she rammed her car into the back of another vehicle
that had slowed to make a left turn.
I have just two comments for this bozo...
I wonder, do you think she nicked herself in the crash?
and also, I wonder, don't they have any of those hands free
thingies for shaving while you drive, like for cell phones?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
really getting into it
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the new ac
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nerve
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cheap whore
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cut you off
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compatible
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cool
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boss keeps her
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can you hear me now?
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the chest doctor
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your &^$%^%$# has fallen
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kick his ass
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Dad at the comedy barn
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great pics of the net
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animals doing funny stuff
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This farmer has a cross-eyed cow that keeps bumping
into things. He calls the vet try to remedy the problem.
The vet says. "I think the best thing is to stick a
pipe up his ass and blow real hard and the cow's eyes
will straighten out. The vet - a 70 year old man -
inserts the pipe and blows. The cows eyes begin to
straighten, but the vet soon loses his breath and the
cows eyes are crossed again. The vet gives it another
try, but loses his breath again. The vet looks at the
farmer - a young healthy man - and says, you look like
a strong man, why don't you give it a try. The farmer
agrees. He then takes the pipe out of the cow's ass,
turns it around, and sticks it back in. He then begins
to blow. "Holy smokes," says the vet, "what in the hell
did you do that for?"The farmer replies, "You don't think
I am gonna put my mouth on the same end of the pipe that
you had your mouth on."
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As a realtor, I deal with all types of people. Recently,
I showed a home to a couple who seemed eager to check
out the fantastic view from the living room. But when I
dramatically pulled back the drapes, the disappointed
husband asked, "Where is the view? Those mountains
must be blocking it."
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"As the economy lags, the Army is getting more and
more selective. They announced this week they will no l
onger accept drug addicts and felons. So if you're drug
addict or a felon, you're not welcomed in the United States
Army. The good news: There's always Congress, the
NFL, and show business." -Jay Leno
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A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington,
D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington
supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River."That's
impossible," said the tourist. "No one could throw a
coin that far!""You have to remember," answered the guide.
"A dollar went a lot farther in those days."
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Q. What are night terrors?
A. Frightening episodes in which the new mother dreams she's
pregnant again.
Q. What is colic?
A. A reminder for new parents to use birth control.
Q. What happens when two bullets get married?
A. They have a little BB.
Q. What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a sheep?
A. An animal that knits its own sweaters.
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FUN PAGES
Mahjongg Artifacts: Chapter 2
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Prince of Persia Game
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Motorcycle Sounds
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Six Finger Monkey
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BUFFALO BILL
captain down
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car quiz
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car wash
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Ice Skating Fall
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Ice-cream Stick Key Hacking
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Icy Runway
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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