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--Alfred Nobel
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We despair, thinking that nothing
good can possibly come from us.
We neglect to water the good within us,
and eventually it dies.
We never realize our potential.
Some people do not see
the rose within themselves;
someone else must show it to them.
One of the greatest gifts a person
can possess is to be able to
reach past the thorns
and find the rose within others.
This is the characteristic of love,
to look at a person, and knowing his faults,
recognize the nobility in his soul,
and help him realize that he can
overcome his faults.
If we show him the rose,
he will conquer the thorns.
Then will he blossom,
blooming forth thirty, sixty,
a hundred-fold as it is given to him.
Our duty in this world is to help others
by showing them their roses
and not their thorns.
Only then can we achieve
the love we should feel for each other;
only then can we bloom in our own garden.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
itchy
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airport security
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if you're wondering
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diplomacy
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getting old
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for the ladies
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what good is that?
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a weekend off
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assert yourself
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
springboard break
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baked beans
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FREEMANS MIND episode 22
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biker baby
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The Guess Who- American woman
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a
whale to swallow a human because even though it was a
very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale. Irritated the teacher reiterated that a whale
could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said 'When I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah'. The teacher asked 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied 'Then you ask him'.
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In a small country pub, all the patrons became quite
used to the pub owner's little dog being around the bar,
so they were quite upset when one day the little dog died.
Everyone met to decide how they could remember the little
dog. The decision was to cut off his tail and stick it
up behind the bar to remind everyone of the little dog's
wagging tail. The little dog went up to heaven and was about
to run through the Pearly Gates when he was stopped by
Saint Peter, who questioned the little dog as to where
he was going. The little dog said "I have been a good dog,
so I am going into heaven where I belong!" Saint Peter replied
"You can not come into heaven without a tail. Where is your tail"?
The little dog explained what had happened back on Earth.
Saint Peter told the little dog to go back down to Earth
and retrieve his tail. The little dog protested that it was
now the middle of the night back at the pub, but Saint Peter
would not change his mind. So the little dog went back down
to Earth and scratched on the door of the pub until the
bartender who lived upstairs came down and opened the door.
"My goodness, it is the spirit of the little dog. What can
I do for you"? said the bartender. The little dog explained
that he wasn't allowed into heaven without his tail, and
he needed it back. The bartender replied "I would really
like to help you, but my liquor license doesn't allow me to
...retail spirits after hours!"
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Jacob, age 85 and Rebecca, age 79 are all excited about
their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to
discuss the wedding and on the way home they pass a
drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in.
He addresses the man behind the counter,"Are you the owner"?
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication"?
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation"?
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism"?
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory"?
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills"?
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "What about sugar diabetes? We both got bad cases."
Pharmacist: "Oh, but of course. You name it, we have the works."
Jacob: "You have loose bladder and gas pills"?
Pharmacist: "Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics."
Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."
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A hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon.
The husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get
herself ready.The wife comes out of the bathroom in a
sexy negligee and says "Honey, I gotta ask you sumthin'.
Be gentle with me 'cause I'm a virgin."The man grabs his
clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the top of
his lungs. He heads straight to his fathers house.
When he gets there, his father says, "Son, what in
tarnation're you doin' here, dang it? You're supposed ta
be on your honeymoon with your new gal!"
The son says, "Pa, she told me a big secret of hers.
She's a virgin, durn it!"
"Damn, son. You did the right thing by leaving.
If she ain't good enough for her own family,
she sure as hell ain't good enough for ours!"
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On the border of Russia and Poland there's a small
forest. Half of the forest belongs to a Russian
farmer, while the other half belongs to a Polish man.
One day, while out for a walk in the woods, the
Russian man comes across a wolf caught in a trap.
He rushes back to his house and calls his Polish neighbor.
"There's one of your wolves caught in a trap on my side
of the forest.""How do you know it's one of *our*
wolves?" the Polish farmer asked.
"Well," the Russian replied, "he's already
chewed off three of
his legs and he's still trapped."
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BUFFALO BILL
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Never Point An RPG at A Marine
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Racism On A Plane
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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