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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

buffalo was up really late last night as I got to play chauffeur
for
Buffy and her cousin Crystal when they went out bar hopping.
I think they had a good time unfortunately the last of it is still
fuzzy to Buffy. She appeared coherent but when I go her out by
Nancy's she had her head hanging out the back window. I thought
she just needed some air. I am afraid to look at the side of the
Jimmy. Anyhow after napping on the bathroom floor for an hour
she was finally able to get up and get to bed. When she got up
this morning she texted a few friends and called North Carolina
and is starting to piece everything together.

Here is a little side story from the archives

I was asked recently what it is like living in a border town because
Canada is a foreign country. It is about the same as living on the
border with Wisconsin would be. The average Ontario resident is
English speaking and of the same ethnic and religious background as
those who live on this side. Over they years many have attended
school here, worked here, shopped here, married here, and owned a
home and raised a family here. This works both ways and with the
fluctuations in our currency at times things are cheaper on one side
or the other so people hop on the bridge, pay their 2.50 and drive
across to work or play. It is not a long bridge, actually shorter
than the one between San Diego and Coronado or even the Golden Gate
Bridge, the only difference being the wait to go through customs
which can be minutes or an hour depending on the time of the day or
if you happen to be in a carload of Arabs.

We share a love of Holidays and Americans participate in the Winter
Carnival and gather down by the river to watch the fireworks on
Canada Day which is the first of July and then the Canadians come
across to watch the I-500, enjoy and participate in the 4th of July
Parade and attend the concerts at the Kewadin Casino. We both enjoy
benefits of having each other as neighbors in being able to attract
more stores.

So anyhow the chances of looking in a crowd and finding a Canadian
is pretty small. They aren't all speaking French, wearing a Toque
or saying eh. In an emergency their fire department is there to
help us, in a disaster they are there to contribute, and when 9-11
happened they were there to fight alongside of us in Afghanistan.

All in all it is pretty nice having the Canadians for neighbors and
friends. At least they don't wear chunks of cheese on their head
and root for the Packers on Sunday.

Enjoy the chips ... buffalo

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Rudy: I was taking a nap under the apple tree when I got hit on the
head by an
apple. It had an arrow in it. Katie was standing over there with a
bow and
arrow. So I yelled at her to quit.

Katie: Just because I had a bow and arrow doesn't mean the arrow in
that apple
came from my bow and arrow Rudy.

Rudy: Who else around here has a bow and arrow Katie, Cupid?

Sandi: Ah, I see the problem. We must use deductive reasoning here.
We have a
victim a Mr. Rutherford and potential suspect a Miss Katherine. Are
there any
eye witness to the alleged crime?

Rudy: Err-ah no, I was asleep.

Katie: So then it might have been possible this could have been a
dream?

Rudy: No, here is the apple with the arrow through it.

Katie: Gulp!

Sandi: So we do have evidence and a victim. We need to find the
suspect.

Sandi: Katherine, where were you at the time of this incident?

Katie: Err, I was doing missionary work.

Rudy: With a bow and arrow?

Katie: I can spread the word must faster that way.

Sandi: Sounds reasonable. Rudy, was there anyone else around when
you were
awaken?

Rudy: I saw Toots in the back gathering clothes off the clothesline.

Katie: It was her! She probably hid the bow and arrow in the
laundry.

Sandi: We shall continue this investigation in the house.

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