Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
First if you receive a mail like the following, don't click on the
link
Hey, some jerk has posted your pictures (u understand what kind of
pictures are there) and sent a link of them to all ur friends. I
have already replied back. Said, that he is an idiot. See the link:
It will take you to a malware site where they will attempt to gather
enough info to steal your identity or other un-neighborly type
things.
These sites are hosted on Google, Blogspot or Photobank, anywhere
they can find a free, anonymous, site to install their software.
They are
also hijacking email addresses on Hotmail etc. and sending URL's
to everyone in the address books who figure they are looking at a
buddy's
blog and then they are infected or invaded. I recommend immediately
reporting these thieves to whoever is hosting their site. Perhaps
after
enough complaints Google sites and others will police things better
than
they are right now.
Nancy heard my wonderings about binary the other night and sent me
an example.
This Buffalo is binary text. you have to remember the nibbles (0
or1), bits (combo of 4 nibbles), and bytes (2 sets of bits) to make
that 10. you won't get a full byte from 2 nibbles. =
0101010001101000011
0010000001000010011
1001100001011011000
0111001100100000011
1000010111100100100
1000011101000010111
1101110101001000000
0110010100100000011
1100100110010101101
1001100101011100100
0110010100100000011
1000100110110001100
1000001100000010000
0100101001001011000
0111010001110011001
0111101101101011000
0110011000100000001
0100101100010011000
0010100100101100001
0100001000000110001
0111001100100000001
1001101100101011101
1100110001000000110
1100101001001000000
0110101100001011010
0110100001100001011
0000001011100010000
0100000011101110110
0010000001100111011
0010010000001100110
1000000110001001111
0011001100111001001
0100010000001101110
1011000110010101110
I just hope it does not convert on it's way over.. I didn't break
them on even 8's so they need to be put back to one continues
string.. Plus I forgot the r in the word binary.
I checked your binary Sis and in addition to the r you forgot to dot
the i.
Not bad for something you learned so long, long, ago.
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1554
A Fine Wining and Dining Experience
Waiter: You menu Madam.
Tami: I would like a T-Bone Steak with a my sides being corn and
Waiter: The corn madam, corn on the cob or fresh corn?
Tami: Fresh would be fine.
Waiter: White corn or yellow corn?
Tami: Yellow.
Waiter: The second side please madam.
Tami: I think potatoes would be fine.
Waiter: Baked, Steamed, fried, mashed, or Broiled?
Tami: Mashed would be okay.
Waiter: With or without gravy?
Tami: With gravy.
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