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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It was a miserable yesterday here in
beautiful West Michigan if you were
not sitting in air conditioning.
Temps got up to like 92 or 93. I got
on the motorcycle yest. morning about 830am
and rode up to the gas station to fill
up, thinking I would just go for a good
long ride. But it was too hot even for
a motorcycle ride. Came back home, and
Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat and I
curled up and parked in front of the ac
in the office in the lazy boy and we
pretty much didn't budge for the day.
night time hits and its still pretty hot
Didn't sleep real well. (no AC up
stairs) so what the heck, its cool here
in the office, so no matter.
BTW, in case you noticed that the movies
have not worked for the past few days, the
problem is fixed now. No one told me until
today that there was a problem. Finally
my friend Papa spoke up
and I rewrote the website code. so if you
were having problems before,it should be
hunky dory with the movies now.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
practical joke
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i040.html
catching a break
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i041.html
am I a people
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i042.html
they'll find us
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i043.html
Mr. Potato head
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i044.html
artificial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i045.html
feel a breeze?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i046.html
national pride
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i047.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
boat wheelie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5764.html
Captain Ribman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5765.html
mudlsinger
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5766.html
QVC
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Japanese secret
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music download
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A Cherokee Indian was a special guest at an elementary school.
He talked to the children about his tribe and its traditions,
then shared with them this fun fact: "There are no swear words
in the Cherokee language." One boy raised his hand, "But what
if you're hammering a nail and accidentally smash your thumb?"
"That," the man answered, "is when we use your language."
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A man rushed to the jewelry counter in the store where I work soon
after the doors opened one morning and said he needed a pair of
diamond earrings. I showed him a wide selection, and quickly he
picked out a pair.
When I asked him if he wanted the earrings gift-wrapped, he said,
"That'd be great. But can you make it quick? I forgot today was my
anniversary, and my wife thinks I'm taking out the trash."
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It was April and the Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern Australia
asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or
mild. Since he was
an elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old secrets. When
he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was
indeed going to be cold and that the members of the tribe should collect
firewood to be prepared.
But being a practical leader, after several days he had an idea.
He walked out to the telephone booth on the highway, called the Bureau of
Meteorology and asked, 'Is the coming winter in this area going to be cold?'
The meteorologist responded, 'It looks like this winter is going to be quite
cold.' So the elder went back to his people and told them to collect
even more wood in order to be prepared.
A week later he called the Bureau of Meteorology again. 'Does it still look
like it is going to be a very cold winter?'
The meteorologist again replied, 'Yes, it's going to be a very cold winter.'
The elder again went back to his community and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.
Two weeks later the elder called the Bureau again. 'Are you absolutely sure
that the winter is going to be very cold?' he asked.
'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to
be one of the coldest winters ever.'
'How can you be so sure?' the elder asked.
The weatherman replied, 'Our satellites have reported that the Aboriginals in
the north are collecting firewood like crazy, and that's always a sure sign.'
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A man patted his daughter's hand fondly, and told her,
"Your young man told me today he wanted you as a bride,
and I gave my consent."
"Oh, Daddy," gushed the daughter,
"it's going to be so hard leaving Mummy."
"I understand perfectly, my dear," beamed the father.....
"You can Take her with you!!!"
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Ray shows up at the bar all out of breath so Dewey asks him what's wrong.
So Ray says, "I've been running from the cops but I finally lost them."
Dewey then asked, "What the heck did you do?"
Ray replied, "I was pissing in the shower and the cops showed up to arrest me!" "That's not against the law," said Dewey,
"That's what I thought," said Ray. "But those guys at Home Depot sure
must of thought it was."
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BUFFALO Bill
I Like Boobs
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dgjgja.htm
Idiot
http://www.buffaloschips.com/fsassd.htm
IKEA Ford
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jhdskj.htm
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Dream Chronicles 2: Eternal Maze
http://tinyurl.com/n23cs8
Buzz
http://tinyurl.com/r734bc
Skies of War
http://tinyurl.com/bs9lsn
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Redneck Hoe Shed
http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001697.html
Aircraft Carrier In Heavy Seas
http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001698.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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