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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Sylvia, our cat is still with us. No one can even remember how old
she is, somewhere between 15 and 17 years old would be a good
estimate. Sylvia and her brother Sylvester were born in our
bedroom,
the two tuxedo cats from a litter of Muffin. Muffin, the cat who
always
wanted to sleep under the covers died about a year later from a
liver ailment and Sylvester and the rest of the litter were adopted
out through the PAWS organization. Sylvester didn't agree with his
adoption and the moment his new folks opened the carrier, Sylvester
took off. Over the years PAWS bought a cattery and we adopted the
last four animals that were left.

As the oldest of the herd, Sylvia has always been the queen of the
bunch and attached itself to Sandy. It would let you rub her head
for
an hour and still go back over to snuggle up to Sandy. Sylvia
doesn't
talk much except where food is concerned and she expects some
offering from your plate. In fact she is usually sitting right next
to you
10 minutes before your plate is, begging for some meat, preferably
raw, but if you insist on cooking it, she will eat that too. Right
now she
is laying on the bedroom floor in a patch of sunlight, warming her
bones.

Last winter was hard on Sylvia and I don't know if it some form of
arthritis that attacked her hips but she went from stiff back legs
to
almost completely paralyzed last month. It was on a Friday and I
called the humane society to find out about having her put to sleep.
We decided then to wait until Monday and strangely enough Sylvia
was back on her feet again and seems to be getting a little stronger
each day. I had worried when I decided to wait that she might get
worse and not have any options over the weekend but I guess my
waiting this time worked out. I have a feeling that Sylvia's days
are
numbered though, of course we all have that problem.

Enjoy the chips.... buffalo

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Sister Mary Margaret enters O'Flynn's liquor shop. "I'd like
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The owner of the store shakes his head and frowns. "A bottle
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"Oh, no, no," Sister Mary Margaret exclaims. "It's for Father
Reilly.
His constipation, you know."

O'Flynn smiles, nods and puts a bottle into a bag. Sister Mary
Margaret
pays, takes the bag and goes on her way.

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passes an alley. There in the alley is Sister Mary Margaret. She's
rip
roaring drunk, the empty bottle at her side.

"Sister!" O'Flynn scolds. "And you said it was for Father Reilly's
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Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the Arabs were eating their dates.

I come from a mixed marriage. My mother was a big, fat, ugly Baptist

who married a skinny, little Jewish guy from New York. They divorced

when I was 12, and she sat me down one day and told me, "In 19 years

of marriage to your father, I never had an orgasm. Tell me. Is that

too much information for a 12-year old?" So I looked at her and
said,
"Of course not. Jews don't eat pig." Mom and I were never very close

after that. (Rich Orwell)

Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist
at
the VD Clinic."

The redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was
masturbating several times a day out in the barn. "Boy, you gotta
quit
that! Go out and git yo'self a wife." So the boy went out and found

himself a pretty young girl, to whom he got married. But a week or
so
after the wedding, the farmer found his son choking the chicken
again.
"You crazy boy!!" he yelled, "That Elli-Mae's a fine young gal!!" "I

know Paw," the boy replied, "but her arm gits tired sometimes!"

This house was built by lesbians. There are no studs. It is all
tongue
in groove.

Creeping around to the bedroom window, the private detectives saw
their client's wife in bed with another man. "Just as I suspected,"

said the first. "Let's go in after him." "Great idea," the other
replied. "How soon do you think he'll be finished?"

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"There is a small subset of people who are affected this way,"
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understand they find this side effect quite pleasant."

One woman who took clomipramine told researchers it cured
her depression but she wanted to go on taking it because of
its peculiar properties. She found she could experience an orgasm
even
by deliberate yawning. And a man who had also taken the pills said
he
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Around five per cent of clomipramine users report the side effect,
though for most people the drug inhibits the ability to reach
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mercilessly
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Short Chips
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Maury is sent from South Africa to Darkest Africa to live with a
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reading,
writing, math, and science. One day the wife of the tribe's chief
gives
birth to a white child.

The members of the tribe are shocked, and the chief pulls Maury
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and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen, and
this woman gave birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to
figure out what happened!"

The professor replied, "No, chief. You're mistaken. What you have
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From BJ in Guthrie

I did it again.

Saturday I was in the movie "The Killer Inside Me" being filmed at
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Affleck during the filming and as this was supposed to be circa
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in the crowd. The lady I was walking with, we stopped and had a
conversation, after crossing the street, and leaned against the
building right in the middle of a camera shot, legal and good, but
very visible. I was told I did a good job acting but I had to sit
out
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I have learned there are tricks to make an extra more visible, which
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do not want to cross.

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Nice
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