Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Not trying to discuss politics up here but from the Navy point
of view I felt this was worth mentioning. Received from a Navy
group I belong to:
No Naval Swords for U.S.N.A. Graduation this year - Threat to the
Dear Leader
Inside the Beltway - Washington Times
No Weapons for Anyone
Next will be medals, awards and campaign ribbons. They have sharp
edges.
From today's you couldn't make it up if you tried file.......Obama'
protectors have ordered graduating Midshipmen..
Commissioned Officers through Flag rank...to leave their swords at
home. Full Dress White includes "wear sword". More to the
point...those badges of office have been earned in a manner Obongo
and his minions just wouldn't begin to understand. Important
traditions that inspire are kind of lost on the red banner crowd,
apparently.
Further, ceremonial swords never seemed to bother the Secret Service
for any previous President. And before World War II, the swords
were not particularly "ceremonial"
Boarding actions did occur on the China Station pre-war against
river pirates, warlords, etc. Those swords were worn not just to
graduation, but to Inaugurations, in the receiving line at the White
House afterward, to the Inaugural Ball. Somehow nobody gave it a
second thought. Somehow, even Presidents in the past didn't presume
to specify items of uniform.
But of course, what worked for Harry Truman, Ronald Reagan, F.D.R.,
the Bushes, T.R., any other rational non-cult leader.....doesn'
work for this former state senator anointed by the Chicago machine.
Does he secretly consider our Naval and Military leaders "the
enemy"? Perhaps the message this sends escaped his handlers. Sad.
And .....follow me on this Obama and minions.....
Actually it's contemptible.
buffalo says. There has got to be some reason for this order other
than
the safety of the President. These are the people that he should
have
the least concerns about. Even back in the days of Caesar, it wasn't
the military that stabbed him in the back, it was his senators.
Being a
leader means a shared trust both ways. It seems it would have been
better for him to bow out of the commencement, rather than tamper
with
tradition.
Have a good weekend ..... buffalo
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Katie: Nope.
BJ: How about getting petted?
Katie: No thank you father.
BJ: Car ride?
Katie: Bingo! How far?
BJ: To the end of the block and back.
Katie: Not far enough.
BJ: I have to go to work.
Katie: Come on, not far enough.
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