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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Someone asked what the Navy's swim test was so I will see if I can
remember it. First you entered the water from a ten foot tower to
simulate abandoning ship. I don't know why you had to simulate you
didn't have a life jacket available, because Coast Guard rules say
everybody gets one but I had found out earlier that asking questions
was an invitation to do push ups. Then you have to swim the length
of the pool twice and tread water for two minutes. That didn't work
very well and about half way I had to be assisted by an instructor
with a pole to the side of the pool. We were then sent to training
as I mentioned after the weekend and taught how to swim and float on
our backs, which got me through the test , but I still knew that if
I had to do that in anything worse than a calm sea I was in trouble.
About 90% passed their test on that second try and were assigned to
their companies but some had figure that if they didn't learn how to
swim the Navy would send them home. They would let you fake drowning
for several weeks twice a day before that happened though. There was
at least at one person who was so deathly afraid of the water that
as soon as they attempted to assist him with the pole he tried to
climb up it and out of the water, and the instructor would just let
go of the pole. I suspect that person never made it through the test
because he was already on his fifth day there when we went through.

Then the Navy spent the afternoon teaching us how to swim
underwater and improvising life preservers. This consisted of taking
a pair of white pants, tying the legs and soaking them with water to
make them airtight. You then swung the pants over your head to fill
the legs with air and stuck the legs under your arms like water
wings to keep you afloat. Strangely enough it will keep you alive
and afloat so you will be fresh when the sharks get to you. To those
that watch Bear Grylls on Discovery Channel you probably saw him do
the trick with the pants although I thought the Navy's way of doing
it was better. We also found out that a " Dixie Cup " hat would also
keep you afloat but made using your arms impossible.

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Rudy: Look a Leprechaun!

Tami: It is just your imagination, there are no such things.

Leprechaun: I am a begging you pardon ma'am. Maybe you are my
imagination.

Thud!

To be continued

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