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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Twenty one years ago this month I started working at the flywheel
factory. We were coming out of the financial mess the country had
gotten into in 1987 with all the savings and loans companies and
jobs were really scarce. I had interviewed for a lot of jobs and had
dozens of applications in and even though I was a local I was having

a hard time getting anywhere near the good jobs because of having
been out of the loop while I was in the Navy. Finally I was called
to
interview for a machine operator job that was paying 4.00 an hour.
I was way past the point of being too good to work at minimum wage
and the job did have a lot of benefits including regular raises,
promotions, profit-sharing, vacations, and Blue Cross. I was offered
a job immediately and started on afternoon shift the next day.

I mention all of this because that summer was hot, and a lot of days

were in the 80's and 90's. We were making rings, some of them
weighing 35 pounds that were hard to flatten or shape unless they
were normalized, in other words heated to 1500 to 1700 degrees
so that the work hardening from bending, welding, and sizing were
removed. We had a big belt furnace that did the heating and you
handled everything with tongs. Just firing that furnace up meant
that it would be 120 degrees plus in the shop until graveyard shift
but the temperature at the furnace and press was worst. I adapted
quickly and even though a lot of others balked at running the
furnace
I didn't mind if they put me there every day. Before I could get my
first raise, I got an offer to be in maintenance and a month later
was
the supervisor and before they closed down I was making 40,000
a year.

Looking back on that first day, I felt they must have thought they
got
a good deal when they hired me but I found out that someone had
bet that I would either pass out from the heat or quit before the
first
shift was over.

Enjoy the heat... buffalo

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Did you hear about the Arab baker?
Every morning at 6:00 a.m. he'd bow to the yeast.

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Eminem has controversially been given permission to tour Australia.
The
tour goes ahead in spite of the incredibly obscene language, total
lack
of respect towards women, irresponsible attitude to sex & violence,
and,
of course, the dungarees. But despite all this, Eminem said he'd
make up
his own mind about Australians.

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Q: What's the best-selling brand of lipstick in Greece?
A: Preparation H.

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It was Sunday afternoon, and Pat and Mick were bored.
"Let's go to the pictures," said Mick, "we could see Moby Dick." "I
don't like them R-rated films," Pat replied. "Don't be so daft,"
said
Mick. "It's about whales." "That's worse," said Pat. "I can't stand
them
Welsh bastards!"

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A three year study was just completed on how different nationalities
treat their computer equipment. The study found the following:

- The Japanese are most likely to clean their keyboards
after every use.
- The Americans are most likely to spill food on their
keyboards.
- The Ukranians use their keyboards for spare parts for
their TV's.
- The Germans are most likely to pound on their keyboards.
- The French are most likely to give their keyboards to the
Germans without a struggle.

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Three Irishmen, drunk as can be, come staggering down the street
singing
Danny Boy at the top of their lungs. They stopped in front of
Flaherty's
house still singing. After a few minutes, the window flies open and
Mrs. Flaherty yells out, "Why don't you drunken sots go somewhere
else?!" "Are you Mrs. Flaherty?" asks one of the drunks. "You know
damn
well I am," she says. "Well, can you tell us which one of us is your
husband so the other two of us can go home?"

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A tourist comes to New York. He goes up to a man on the street and
says, "Excuse me, sir, but can you tell me what time it is, or
should I
just go fuck myself?"

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control
towers from around the world: While taxiing at London Gatwick, the
crew
of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn
and
came nose to nose with a United 767. An irate female ground
controller
lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming:"US Air 2771, where the
hell
are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You
turned
right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to
tell
the difference between Cs and Ds, but get it right!" Continuing her
tirade to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting
hysterically: "God, you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever
to
sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you
to!
You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour
and I
want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I
tell
you! You got that, US Air 2771?" "Yes ma'am," the humbled crew
responded. Naturally the ground control frequency went terribly
silent
after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to engage the
irate ground controller in her current state. Tension in every
cockpit
at LAW was running high. Then an unknown pilot broke the silence and
asked: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

A DC-10 had an exceedingly long rollout after landing with his
approach
speed a little high. San Jose Tower: "American 751 heavy, turn right
at
the end of the runway, if able. If not able, take the Guadalupe exit
off
Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."

Unknown aircraft: "I'm f...ing bored!" Air Traffic Control: "Last
aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!" Unknown
aircraft:
"I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"

Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on
124.7"
Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way,
after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end
of
the runway."
Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on
124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?" Continental 635:
"Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied
Eastern
and have already notified our caterers...."

The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a
short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate
parking
location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So
it
was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the
following
exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747,
call sign "Speedbird 206": Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206
clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha
One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a
stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location
now." Ground (with arrogant
impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but it was dark and I
didn't
stop."

O'Hare Approach Control: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a
Fokker,
One o'clock, three miles, eastbound." United 239: "Approach, I've
always
wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

A PanAm 727 flight engineer waiting for start clearance in Munich
Overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our
start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer
you
must speak English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying
a
German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown
voice
(in a beautiful British
accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"

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Wearing only a smile,
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It at last grew so small
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But the good ones I've seen
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Johnny asked his Mom if he could go to the local
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At the carnival Johnny won the ring toss and selected
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She said,"Yes but, don't eat too many -- it's almost dinner."

She poured a small amount into his hand. Johnny tipped
his head back and popped the handful into his mouth.
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A little boy and a little girl, both about six years old, were
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Vol 1630

The Flight Home

Rob is waving at the plane as it takes off, his steamship ticket in
hand.

Tami: I am glad Rob weighs just over two hundred pounds.

Rudy: I feel for the guy though.

Tami: Nonsense, our marriage is for better or for worse and for my
shoes.

Katie: Would you care for a magazine to read during your flight?

Tami: Thanks... Hmmm 'Shoe World'

A few hours later...

Over the intercom

Sandi: We are flying over the Azores, home of the world's largest
Shoe Store Outlet.

Tami jumps out of her chair: We must land!!!!! I must shop!

Her eyes are glazing over.

Sandi: Well we would have a chance to fuel..

Rudy: Sandi said we could land.

Tami to herself: Must buy shoes, must buy shoes. Ha hah hah.

Rudy to Katie: I think we need to give her a tranquilizer.

To be continued

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