THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are.
I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this
world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances
they want and if they can't find them, make them.
G.B. Shaw
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL DADS!
When I was just a tiny kid,
Do you remember when,
The time you kissed my bruises,
Or cleaned by soiled chin?
You scrambled for the balls I hit,
(Short-winded more than not,)
Yet, every time we'd play a game,
You praised the "outs" I caught.
It seems like only yesterday,
You wiped away my tears,
And late at night I called your name,
To chase away my fears.
Though time has changed your handsome grip,
Your hair is snowy white,
You gait's a little slower now,
Thick glasses help your sight.
Oh, do I thirst for years gone by,
To be that growing lad,
Re-living all of the memories,
Of growing with my dad.
Happy Fathers day to my own dad.
May he rest in peace
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want
ad for an accountant. He was being interviewed by a very
nervous man who ran a three-man business.
"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said.
"But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."
"Excuse me?" the young accountant said.
"I worry about a lot of things," the man said.
"But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will
be to take all the money worries off my back."
"I see," the young accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?"
"I will start you at eighty-five thousand dollars."
"Eighty-five thousand dollars!" the young man exclaimed.
"How can such a small business afford a sum like that?"
"That," the owner said, "is your first worry."
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A fellow, who frequently left the office to play golf, instructed his
secretary to tell all callers that he was away from his desk.
After he left the office, a member of his foursome forgot which
course they were playing that day, and called for information. The
loyal girl would only reply that her boss was away from his desk.
"Just tell me," the golfer persisted, "Is he five miles away from his
desk, twenty miles away from his desk, or thirty miles away from his desk?"
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A 10-year-old girl was walking down the street when
A big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her
And says, "Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says,
"Hey kid, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" said the little girl and proceeded down the street
A little quicker.
The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and
Says, "Okay kid, I will give you $20 and a BIG bag
Of candy if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride."
At this point the little girl turns to him and screams
Angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought a Harley instead of a
Honda, so YOU ride it!"
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A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after
a while the wife, a blonde, consults her doctor, who recommends the
minor of three possible operations.
The operation is performed, but a month later, she's still not pregnant,
so she goes to see the doctor again.
This time he recommends the medium operation, a somewhat more serious
operation, but still not as complicated as the third alternative.
But, there's still no result, and another month later she's back in the
doctor's office, and this time she gets the big one.
After having recovered in some weeks, the couple resumes normal marital
activities, and this time they actually succeed in conceiving a baby.
Filled with joy, the young wife now sees the doctor for the regular
examination during pregnancy and says, "We're so happy doctor, we're
finally having a baby. But what was this third operation actually all
about? The first two weren't that bad, but this last one I think must
have been quite a job, I was dizzy for weeks after."
"Well," the doctor replies, "since the first two standard operations
failed, we started suspecting your method rather than your ability, so
I made a connection from your throat to your uterus."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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