THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people..
Others have no imagination whatsoever
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I left the house early for a bike ride yesterday-about
10am. Usually, the good biking weather does not happen
until early afternoon, like around 2pm. But, I thouhgt it
was gonna be really nice. Ya. right. Headed up highway
37 and after a couple hours found myself in the Manistee
forest. And also discovered the temp had dropped dramatically.
It was to the point of shivering. The only gloves I'd packed
were the fingerless, figuring it to be a warm day.
Didn't include the heavy pair. So by the time
I found a place to stop, the fingers were definitely numb.
I always pull into the Village restaurant in Baldwin for
this run. Prices are good and so is the service. It took
several cups of hot C before I began feeling my finger tips.
Altho The Village is a little hole in the wall, the cook,
Mark,graduated from a gourmet cooking school out east. And
of course, the steak I ordered was superb. A 10 ounce
for only $5.95, so who can complain about that? It was
worth the ride.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
she's definitely coming
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g040.html
the gay test
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g041.html
nice tatoo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g042.html
cherry cobbler
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g043.html
electronically
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g044.html
medications can help
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g045.html
samples
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g046.html
an optical illusion
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g047.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Strong TP
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foreplay
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waterbed disaster
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naval recruiter-wav file
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
four catholic mothers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2389.html
where roads lead
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2390.html
art
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2391.html
animal tracks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2392.html
Australian trucks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2393.html
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session
with four young mothers and their small children. 'You
all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother,
Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've
even named your daughter Candy.' He turned to the second Mom,
Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests
itself in your child's name, Penny.'He turned to the third Mom,
Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your
child's name,Brandy.'
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got
up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
'Come on, Dick, we're leaving. your brothers Peter
and Willy are waiting for us.
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The parish priest very furtively calls the mother superior into his office.
This is how their conversation went:"Sister, I want to show you something."
"What is it, Father?
"Come into my private room & close the blinds."
"WHAT?!"
"I said.....""I heard what you said - I just can't believe you're saying it!"
"Well, I really need you to come in."
Curious, the nun does as she is told.
"Here, sit on the bed beside me."
"I have to get out of here."
"Aren't you the least bit curious?"
Well, the nun was so she sat down beside him.
"Get under the covers."
"WHAT?????!!!!!"
The nun was really freaking out.
"It doesn't work otherwise!"
After much coaxing, the nun does get under the covers with him.
He whispers: "Come closer."
Nervously, she does get closer.
"See," the priest whispers gleefully, "my new watch does glow in the dark!!!!"
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A man is having a problem getting an erection so he goes to see
his doctor. The doctor runs all kinds of tests and finally
decides that he can cure the man.
"There is nothing wrong with you physically," explains the doctor
"you're just suffering from 'performance anxiety.'"
"Well what can I do?" asks the man
"My advice is to wait until your wife is asleep and then reach
down between her legs and get a little of her love juice on your
finger and rub it under your nose. This will stimulate your brain
and should result in an erection. With your wife asleep there
will be no performance anxiety. Once the desired effect is
achieved, wake up your wife and make love to her"
This makes perfect sense to the man and he can't wait to get home
and try it that night.
After his wife has gone to sleep he follows the doctor's advice
and reaches down between her legs, gets some of her love juice
and rubs it on his upper lip right under his nose. After a minute
or two he starts to feel a tingling between his legs, so he grabs
some more juice and rubs it under his nose. The next thing he
knows he has a full erection. He is so happy he can't wait to
show his wife and share the good news. He wakes her up and says
excitedly' "Look honey, look what I have!!"
She rolls over, looks at him and says,
"You wake me up at two in the morning to show me that you have a
bloody nose??"
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Guy explains to his doctor,
"Doc, when I got up this morning, I put on a pair of white gloves
and started calling my wife Minnie. Then on the way to work I
couldn't help singing 'Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's off to work I go', and
when I got there I started calling everyone Happy, Grumpy, Dopey
and so on. What's the matter with me?"
"That's easy," replies the doctor. "You're having Disney spells."
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A mid-level Blonde executive was so frustrated at being
passed over for promotion year after year, that, in
frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the
hope of raising his I.Q: 20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he
was told by the center's director that he was an accept-
able candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand
that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of
accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand
dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two
thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-
five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-
five thousand dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Demo-
crat's brain? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many
Democrats we would have to kill to get an ounce?"
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BUFFALO Bill
Never Smash WD-40 can
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New product Nut
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abhjk.htm
New Shoes
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Intimidation
http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001671.html
Hipopotamo
http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001672.html
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Dream Chronicles 2: Eternal Maze
http://tinyurl.com/n23cs8
Warlords Fighting Game
http://tinyurl.com/cd8ulm
Alien vs. Predator
http://tinyurl.com/ps63rv
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM: Martin aka the postman
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